you want to suck up my dribble? cor!

You think you still have to ask, about everything?
(In my way of thinking, the dribble can be ignored or at least discounted after giving it due concern. It's the other thing, really. It seems as if you are, frequently, alone when that happens.) 
true. but don't get upset on my account, hon. my life is a bit like that, has been for years, and you'd just be in a permanently lachrymose state.
but ta for the thought - you're a sweetie.

(it only takes me one or two drinks to get completely ratarsed, anyway, so even a small glass does weird things to me, lol. welcome to lightweight city.

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