decaf
WTF is the point of decaf. I drink coffee for the caffeine, not the taste.
And that sir, is one of the countless ways we differ. I've been drinking coffee for 58 years. My first sentence was, "Kaukee, Mommy Daddy?" Needless to say I have drunk quite a lot of coffee in that time. A conserative guess is over 25,000 mugs, not cups, which don't hold enough.