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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3105 on: June 04, 2007, 01:07:18 AM »
:coffee:
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3106 on: June 04, 2007, 02:16:21 AM »
coffee.  only i forgot to put the vanilla pod in it, so that's a treat for later, or what?  oh the simple pleasures...
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3107 on: June 04, 2007, 02:27:17 AM »
Southern Comfort.
Shouldn't have let it into
my lungs though.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3108 on: June 04, 2007, 02:29:00 AM »
you're probably right, there.  unless it's some arcane sexual practice, of course.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3109 on: June 04, 2007, 02:29:59 AM »
The problem was that I sucked my pipe
while I still had a mouthful. I usually do this,
but it didn't work right, this time.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3110 on: June 04, 2007, 02:34:14 AM »
the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft awry...
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3111 on: June 04, 2007, 02:37:54 AM »
Never laid a mouse,
only rats and a guinea pig.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3112 on: June 04, 2007, 02:38:51 AM »
i trust you used plenty of sellotape?  far too messy, otherwise.  and you can never get the bloodstains out...  trust me on this.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3113 on: June 04, 2007, 02:40:15 AM »
The rat was semi-accidental, and my wife revived it.

The guinea pig was just a target for a cum shot.

No blood, in either case.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3114 on: June 04, 2007, 02:43:55 AM »
tut.  how pedestrian...   ::)
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3115 on: June 04, 2007, 02:45:32 AM »
I don't usually mix the moment of death
with sex. Though my psycho ex always
was pushing for that.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3116 on: June 04, 2007, 02:51:08 AM »
how quaint.  if she/he was that psycho, maybe you should have obliged.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3117 on: June 04, 2007, 02:53:01 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 02:51:08 AM
how quaint.  if she/he was that psycho, maybe you should have obliged.

I was chicken. There would have been a body to
dispose of. She had a plan, but it seemed shaky
to me.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3118 on: June 04, 2007, 02:57:23 AM »
sigh - it's always the way, isn't it?

so, next time, get yourself a psycho with a more inventive imagination, i should.
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Re: what are you drinking right now?
« Reply #3119 on: June 04, 2007, 03:01:02 AM »
I'd rather not, though she was
the best that I've had, in bed.
It was just too painful.
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