what are you drinking right now?

[Calandale]

water.

[Eclair]

I'd give it to you, but you would probably expect me to buy the Champagne as well!

I'm not THAT cheap. 

Good, I'll have either the Krug, Clos du Mesnil 1995 or Bollinger Blanc de Noirs Vieilles Vignes Françaises....oh wait, that's right...then there's the plane ticket!

I've got a bottle of "Night Train" will that work?? 

You can borrow my canoe.... start paddling. 

Didn't know what Night Train was...interesting description:

Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station.  All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo!  The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way.

Is that why your name is Scrapheap? 
What is even more disturbing is the at the end of the quote it says: "Guaranteed to tickle your innards"  I'd be expecting the man, not the alcohol to do that...

and beware, I like canoeing!

[duncvis]

and diet coke

[purposefulinsanity]

I think I need a coffee IV this morning. 

[Eclair]

Lemonade again.  What a mistake.

[Leto729]

Apple Cherry Juice.

[duncvis]

...cold beer later.

[Leto729]

Apple Raspberry Juice

[odeon]

Staropramen.

[duncvis]

[Calandale]

[duncvis]

Fuller's ESB. third time lucky.
Beer one was Kronenbourg 1664 Blanc, a 'witbier' so artificial and sweet it was barely drinkable. Beer two was a bottle of Deuchars IPA which had somehow got oxidised, so I had to pour half of it down the sink. 

[odeon]

More Staropramen.

[Leto729]

Dr Pepper

[Calandale]

Water.