Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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sipping some broth to soup. The spoon slipped into the big bowl and submerged itself. I'm doing a Soph and can't be arsed to fish it out because it's too hot. So I'm sipping until I can find it under the solids. found it. now it's sitting on the side cooling.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 12, 2011, 11:48:23 AMsipping some broth to soup. The spoon slipped into the big bowl and submerged itself. I'm doing a Soph and can't be arsed to fish it out because it's too hot. So I'm sipping until I can find it under the solids. found it. now it's sitting on the side cooling. I love your play-by-play commentary! You make even sipping broth sound epic!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 12, 2011, 11:48:23 AMsipping some broth to soup. The spoon slipped into the big bowl and submerged itself. I'm doing a Soph and can't be arsed to fish it out because it's too hot. So I'm sipping until I can find it under the solids. found it. now it's sitting on the side cooling.You're waiting to pee because you don't want to shower? You're spamming the forum with threads in an attempt to start a debate? You're posting pictures of your cat?
Quote from: Semicolon on June 14, 2011, 01:57:16 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on June 12, 2011, 11:48:23 AMsipping some broth to soup. The spoon slipped into the big bowl and submerged itself. I'm doing a Soph and can't be arsed to fish it out because it's too hot. So I'm sipping until I can find it under the solids. found it. now it's sitting on the side cooling.You're waiting to pee because you don't want to shower? You're spamming the forum with threads in an attempt to start a debate? You're posting pictures of your cat?touche. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. (But don't tell Soph)
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Vodka and pepsi I think it's starting to have an effect, I really should eat more before drinking.
Quote from: odeon on June 17, 2011, 01:44:28 PM Ooooh, pretty turquoise anchor!
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 03:16:15 PMVodka and pepsi I think it's starting to have an effect, I really should eat more before drinking. Lightweight.