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DukeNukem

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I'm back, bitches!
« on: January 11, 2010, 08:43:29 PM »
I been without Internet for 2 weeks because I moved and my ISP kept on fucking around. I nearly went bonkers!

But I'm back, baby, and ready for action! :headbang2:
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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 12:30:27 AM »
Welcome back.

Did you move far from where you lived before?
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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 04:44:47 AM »
 :yawn:
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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 06:04:31 AM »
Quote from: Bint on January 12, 2010, 04:44:47 AM
:yawn:

Well Bint is pleased to see you. She is opening her mouth as wide as she can for your tiny penis. She has great expectations. (Better bring some Polish sausage. She has her eyes closed and won't notice the difference.  :eyebrows: )
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 07:25:07 AM »
 :thumbup:

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DukeNukem

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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 01:11:28 PM »
My penis is bigger than Bint's, and Sir Les Patterson has a vagina.
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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 01:11:55 PM »
You were away?
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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 03:12:59 PM »
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
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Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2010, 03:14:30 PM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on January 12, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
My penis is bigger than Bint's, and Sir Les Patterson has a vagina.

Righto Tard. :happydance:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 05:22:58 PM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on January 11, 2010, 08:43:29 PM
I been without Internet for 2 weeks because I moved and my ISP kept on fucking around. I nearly went bonkers!

But I'm back, baby, and ready for action! :headbang2:

HAIL TO THE KING BABY! :2thumbsup:
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Re: I'm back, bitches!
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2010, 08:26:45 PM »
Quote from: DukeNukem on January 12, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
My penis is bigger than Bint's, and Sir Les Patterson has a vagina.

Well, at least you got the first part right.    ::)

Not that it's bragging rights to say that your unit is bigger than a clitoris.  :wanker:
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