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Give someone a present
« on: January 09, 2010, 04:45:52 PM »
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Rampant Rabbit Heart Throb Was £49.00
Now £40.00
item no: 17535
 
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Fatality waits in the wings
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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 05:34:58 PM »
aw... you'd spend 40 quid on me?  :)

For you I'd just ask the bloke down the road to fuck you in the arse instead - free!  :P
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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2010, 05:52:58 PM »
£40 to show you the way, or all my taxes to go on your sex change op, i'll spend the £40  :zoinks:

What does he look like though!
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2010, 05:54:26 PM »
That wouldn't change anything - if I suddenly wanted to get fucked with a huge cock I'd just be gay, not a woman  :zoinks:
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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 06:17:09 PM »
Its not the same up the arse though.  Not that'd I know anything about that  :eyelash:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2010, 06:24:11 PM »
I give a used tissue to the first person who claims it.
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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2010, 06:44:46 PM »
Depends what you used it for  :eyebrows:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2010, 06:46:35 PM »
Wiped my arse with it.

Here you go:

*tissue*

Enjoy  :thumbup:
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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2010, 06:48:48 PM »
ewww :zombiefuck:

give it to spokanegirl
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2010, 07:35:11 PM »
For Binty.  :police:

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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2010, 10:55:19 AM »
A red firework star for Bintska!

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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2010, 11:10:04 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on January 09, 2010, 04:45:52 PM
For Soph-



 


Rampant Rabbit Heart Throb Was £49.00
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item no: 17535
 



Well if no-one else wants it and it's UNUSED I'll take it...  they're good ones! :green:
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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2010, 11:16:13 AM »
Quote from: Toad on January 10, 2010, 11:10:04 AM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on January 09, 2010, 04:45:52 PM
For Soph-



 


Rampant Rabbit Heart Throb Was £49.00
Now £40.00
item no: 17535
 



Well if no-one else wants it and it's UNUSED I'll take it...  they're good ones! :green:

Well i've just been sucking on it.  Why don't you go and give up a write up review on annsummers.com then  :zoinks:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2010, 01:37:03 PM »
To Hyke: A flight to Australia  :eyebrows:

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Re: Give someone a present
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2010, 04:24:47 PM »
Phlex-

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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:
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