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Man's best friend
« on: December 18, 2009, 06:32:51 AM »
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Papillion, NE (The Weekly Vice) - Two little pugs from Nebraska are up for adoption after they were forced to survive for weeks alone by eating their deceased owner who died of an apparent suicide.

According to police the two dogs, Harry and Sally, were forced to live alone for two weeks after their 51-year-old owner died of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to his head.

The dogs were discovered when a neighbor noticed there had been no tracks in the snow leading to and from the home and called police. No dog food was found inside the home, leading police to believe the dogs survived off of the corpse of their owner. There was no actual blood or tissue found on the dogs, according to investigators.

Neighbors say the man lived alone and was not seen much. Apparently his dogs were his only companions.

The Humane Society now has ownership of the dogs and plan to adopt them as a pair. They will be updated on their vaccinations, examined, and tested. They are lovable animals and are ready for their next owner, who will be informed of the dogs’ history.


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"Yes I want some dogs that eat dead people got any in stock?"

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 06:36:41 AM »
Dogs with a taste for human flesh? No thanks, pass.
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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 06:39:04 AM »
But see a good appropriate dog thread :laugh:
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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 07:23:51 AM »
Quote from: parts on December 18, 2009, 06:39:04 AM
But see a good appropriate dog thread :laugh:

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 07:43:47 AM »
If I had the money I would take them in. Why should they be punished because their owner was a selfish douche bag? You gonna off yourself whatever, but at least have the decency to give away your pets before doing it.
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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 07:50:48 AM »
Quote from: Feel his anus, It's soaking wet! on December 18, 2009, 07:43:47 AM
If I had the money I would take them in. Why should they be punished because their owner was a selfish douche bag? You gonna off yourself whatever, but at least have the decency to give away your pets before doing it.

The owner left some food...      Themself!
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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 07:58:22 AM »
Did he really off himself look at the smile on the one on the right :zoinks:
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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 11:32:40 AM »
Humans have often resorted to eating human flesh when they are starving, so I don't see anything particularly weird about two starving dogs eating their owner.
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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 12:36:59 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That sounds just like the kind of shit that happens in Papillion Neb!! I lived in that shithole for 5 years!!!
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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 01:14:23 PM »
The dogs probably lasted a week though before taking the first nibble.

Now had this been two cats....I'd have given it 3 days tops. :devour:


Knowing their past history would be uncomfortable for me though, every time they licked me I would be wondering if this was a kiss or if they were taste testing. :zombiefuck:
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