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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #105 on: December 05, 2006, 09:56:39 AM »
I end up sore too sometimes, if I do it more than a few times in a day, despite guy bits being substantially more durable than girl bits.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #106 on: January 25, 2007, 07:48:34 PM »
paper towell- bumpy stimulating surfaces
Shirt-because I think it gives added stimulation

I have found if I continue to rub while I am cumming, I get two orgasmism instead of one.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #107 on: January 25, 2007, 09:47:55 PM »
umm u cud use a little "studio engineering" and increase it, either that or find an industrial washing machine/tumble dryer...

i've seen many women just sitting on them at weird times of day/night 8)


Oh God, classic, now I have this image of a row of women, sat astride a row of washing machines in the laundromat  :laugh:

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #108 on: January 25, 2007, 09:56:56 PM »
As to toys, I have two different rampant rabbits...the original one and the three way one, plus I have some other thing that doesn't have the ears, but has about 7 settings, including strong pulsing one... I dont really use that as it doesn't do much for me unless i stick it up my ass a little while using the rabbit. I used to have this bloody huge thing...about 6 inches thick and 8 inches long, all rubbery and flexible, but it was too big lol, I tried and tried and could hardly get it in so I threw it out.  :laugh:

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #109 on: January 25, 2007, 10:07:09 PM »
umm u cud use a little "studio engineering" and increase it, either that or find an industrial washing machine/tumble dryer...

i've seen many women just sitting on them at weird times of day/night 8)


Oh God, classic, now I have this image of a row of women, sat astride a row of washing machines in the laundromat  :laugh:

the same premise as to why a guy who owns a Harley Davidson is a chick magnet.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #110 on: January 25, 2007, 10:13:35 PM »
Sometimes it requires almost all of my willpower to keep my gentlemanly demeanor.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #111 on: January 25, 2007, 10:18:22 PM »
Sometimes it requires almost all of my willpower to keep my gentlemanly demeanor.


In what sense???  :eyebrows:

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #112 on: January 26, 2007, 03:25:19 AM »
Mostly resisting saying very guyish things that people may not appreciate.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #113 on: January 26, 2007, 05:59:38 AM »
Say them.  :eyebrows:

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #114 on: January 26, 2007, 06:07:38 AM »

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #115 on: January 26, 2007, 06:43:14 AM »

Soap, some toothpaste and maybe some oil. I have no need of any accoutrements. I am the toy.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #116 on: January 26, 2007, 07:35:58 AM »
As to toys, I have two different rampant rabbits...the original one and the three way one, plus I have some other thing that doesn't have the ears, but has about 7 settings, including strong pulsing one... I dont really use that as it doesn't do much for me unless i stick it up my ass a little while using the rabbit. I used to have this bloody huge thing...about 6 inches thick and 8 inches long, all rubbery and flexible, but it was too big lol, I tried and tried and could hardly get it in so I threw it out.  :laugh:

This made me feel good about humanity.  Talking about it as freely as people might discuss different brands of mechanical pencil.  It was nice to see such descriptive information(with a jovial attitude no less) totally free from embarassment or shame.  It was refreshing.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #117 on: January 26, 2007, 08:25:15 AM »
 :ner: :LMAO:  Oddly, I never had too much of an issue talking about sex toys, hell, I even embarrassed a rather prudish friend by showing that 'Big Ben' one on my webcam once. It really was majorly huge, a woman would need to have fucked a horse or had a baby to fit it up there, I think.



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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #118 on: February 07, 2007, 01:19:27 PM »
I always thought a frozen banana would work well with women, because it it's just like real life in that you need to get off before it goes soft.

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #119 on: February 09, 2007, 05:31:00 PM »
Litigious  >:D