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I call out the catholics
« on: December 07, 2009, 04:57:49 PM »
Are there are catholics on here?
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 05:03:36 PM »
Not one any more I use my nunchucks on them if they come around now
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 05:13:31 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on December 07, 2009, 04:57:49 PM
Are there are catholics on here?
I'm a recovering catholic.  We tend to be rather pissy but educated atheists.  Also, we tend to get really sex-crazed when we finally kick the rosary habit.
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 05:15:48 PM »
My extended family are mostly catholics

Does that mean we should have sex?

Me and you I mean. Not me and my family

I say yes

parts I pass on you but only coz I don't do married men
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 06:27:11 PM »
Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee, and blessed are......aw fuckit, I'm an atheist, baptised Catholic, raised Episcopalian, read the bible, realized it's bullshit, realized I didn't believe in a god but was too afraid to admit it, took up smoking cigarettes, graduated to weed, turned 21, told the minister at my former church that he was full of shit (to his face), laughed as he called me a blasphemer, joined American Atheists, realized that American Atheists are all whiney bitches and stopped paying my dues, and here I sit, beer in hand, telling you my about my former life as a religious person.
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2009, 06:40:39 PM »
I wanna fuck Jesus up the arse  8)
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2009, 06:45:19 PM »
Don't we all?

I mean, except me obviously

I don't do anal

either way
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2009, 07:36:52 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on December 07, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
My extended family are mostly catholics

Does that mean we should have sex?

Me and you I mean. Not me and my family

I say yes

parts I pass on you but only coz I don't do married men


I'll take a Clinton because a blow job isn't sex :zoinks:
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2009, 07:46:01 PM »
My dad's side of the family are Irish Catholics, but I was raised Baptist.   Catholicism is retarded. as is any form of religion.   The history of the Catholic Church is super retarded, and the Anglican Church is like its mutant stepchild.   Good ol' Henry VIII needed to have his marriage annulled, so he made his own church.   
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2009, 07:47:16 PM »
I think you should all join the satanist church of Bintycunt.  You've got to give me sacrifices twice-weekly though  :(
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2009, 07:50:05 PM »
I got all the way though Confirmation so I could get the presents then stopped.   
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 07:51:19 PM »
I did confirmation too.  Bet none of you will guess what my confirmation name is  8)
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2009, 08:55:09 PM »
^Theresa?

I was baptised as Roman catholic and went to church until I was 10. Then my parents split up and I didn't go to church after that.
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Re: I call out the catholics
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2009, 08:55:44 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 07, 2009, 05:13:31 PM
I'm a recovering catholic.  We tend to be rather pissy but educated atheists.  Also, we tend to get really sex-crazed when we finally kick the rosary habit.

* Scrapheap  queues up the Frank Zappa song "Catholic Girls"
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2009, 08:56:09 PM »
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