ooh ooh let's do a I2 xmas nativity play!

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

So,  I take it this leaves me with the role of the camel or the town whore who works at the inn? 


 

They're the same thing, right?

And smother old ladies. 
Basically, except one can spit farther. 

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There once was a fellow named Jesus
who was sent down from Heaven to please us;
He was nailed to a tree
so we would be free,
and Satan could no longer seize us.

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An atheist’s outlook is sunny
‘Cause so much of life can be funny.
Without a hereafter
We cherish the laughter
And savor each moment like honey.

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There once was a fellow named Hitch,
He advanced an irregular pitch:
“That Mother Theresa?
I’ll give her a piece o’
My mind, that old, fraudulent bitch.”

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There once was a pope named Ratzi
Who dressed all hot n tottzi
When the altar boys
Started making some noise
He zipped up his dress and said “gratze”

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A gene that was selfish, but boomin’,
Was looking for someplace to room in.
It fused with another,
Created a mother:
In four billion years, it was human!

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God allegedly ‘pregnated Mary
I do find it quite contrary
That they do abhor
Us who do “whore”
While God unweddedly took her cherry

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A young gal lived in times quite hoary,
She lived life with a passion and glory,
But her nights were too wild,
And she soon was with child,
Forced to concoct for her Joseph a story.

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There once was a preacher named Jim
Whose wits were a little bit dim
He believed it on faith
That from Hell he was safe
Because he had sung the right hymn.

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Once a Lutheran pastor named Herman
lost his faith in the midst of a sermon.
He tumbled from grace
with a smile on his face
and began quoting Nietzche, in German.

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A priest far from his native shores
Deceided he’d visit the whores
Not to hear confession
Just to fulflil his obsession
But his dick got covered in sores

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Last but not least, my personal favourite:

The Holy Ghost and Mary were hump’n,
Her ass was vigorously pump’n.
The Ghost cut a fart,
Woke Joseph with a start,
And he gave that old spook a thump’n

[renaeden]

That is a lot of posts in a row.
because they are funny.

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That is a lot of posts in a row.
because they are funny.

I fail to see the humor in posting "This user is currently Ignored" 11 times. 

[Adam]

crappy crapheap