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Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« on: December 07, 2009, 02:24:03 AM »
I give cg a brand new shiny llama farmer house  :santa:

I give fiona a brand new shiny vibrator  :santa:

I give sir Les a brand new shiny zimmerframe  :santa:

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 03:14:55 AM »
You all can have a kick up the arse from Binty  :angel:

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 03:17:45 AM »
I give bint a guinea pig that writes essays  :santa:

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 04:29:12 AM »
I give:

CG - awesome new furniture and titbits for the house Soph gave her

TOW - Bernard's watch

Soph - a HBC look-a-likey who cooks and cleans

PMS Elle - a job where all she does is boss people about from her bed

parts - peace of mind

matthe - a new gf

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 04:32:49 AM »
Toad - a huge new farm with tons of animals

Trigger - a private gig with all his favourite bands including Joy Division

jman - a new reciprocated crush

Rage - a stool

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2009, 04:38:38 AM »
Peter - toys for Waggy

Fiona - an orgasm and/or a hot, lovely, considerate bf

Alex - moar weed

renaeden - a First (which she will probably get anyway)






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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2009, 04:43:15 AM »
EBM - CG live and treats for Spaz

punkdrew - never ending supply of records

odeon - never ending supply of movies

Singularity - bags of confidence in himself
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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2009, 06:25:57 AM »
wow Santa will be busy delivering all those presents for yuo

I give richard benson some fire agates Where is richard these days? :santa:

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2009, 09:08:17 PM »
MOAR WEED, I CAN HAS MOAR WEED.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2009, 09:09:56 PM »
Take as much as you can carry!

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 02:32:55 PM »
Toad - a huge new farm with tons of animals


Alternatively can I have a 99year old millionaire with a severe heart condition...

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 02:05:49 AM »
To Binty - Betty Blue, uncut.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 09:52:53 AM »
Yay  8)

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2015, 05:33:50 PM »
No pwesents for me?? :emosad:

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2015, 06:07:43 PM »
No pwesents for me?? :emosad:

You'll have to wait until the next secular winter festival.  :zoinks:
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