Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Quote from: Pappy on January 31, 2015, 05:33:50 PMNo pwesents for me?? You'll have to wait until the next secular winter festival.
No pwesents for me??
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 31, 2015, 06:07:43 PMQuote from: Pappy on January 31, 2015, 05:33:50 PMNo pwesents for me?? You'll have to wait until the next secular winter festival. Festivus?? Kwanza??
Quote from: Pappy on January 31, 2015, 06:10:01 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on January 31, 2015, 06:07:43 PMQuote from: Pappy on January 31, 2015, 05:33:50 PMNo pwesents for me?? You'll have to wait until the next secular winter festival. Festivus?? Kwanza?? You could just make up your own, Secular Give Pappy Some Stuff Day.
Errands for gifts are BRAVE.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 01:51:59 AMErrands for gifts are BRAVE. Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice.
Quote from: Semicolon on February 01, 2015, 08:33:55 AMQuote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 01:51:59 AMErrands for gifts are BRAVE. Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice. You'll have to give it to Pappy now.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on February 01, 2015, 11:13:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on February 01, 2015, 08:33:55 AMQuote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 01:51:59 AMErrands for gifts are BRAVE. Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice. You'll have to give it to Pappy now. I'll give it to Jack instead.
Quote from: Semicolon on February 01, 2015, 12:11:54 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on February 01, 2015, 11:13:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on February 01, 2015, 08:33:55 AMQuote from: odeon on February 01, 2015, 01:51:59 AMErrands for gifts are BRAVE. Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice. You'll have to give it to Pappy now. I'll give it to Jack instead. I hope you're prepared to wait a really long time.