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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #435 on: January 19, 2007, 06:28:53 PM »

I get constipated by rubarb cream.

And peanuts?

No, not by peanuts.

What about the time you ate a pile of peanuts and had difficulty getting them out, but your anus did not bleed?  You weren't constipated then?

It was painful, beacuse they were so hard, but I didn't have difficulty with the shitting itself, to put it bluntly.   :-[

Did you not chew them?

I did, but I ate almost a kilo, and one kilo of peanuts hurts to shit out, even thoroughly chewed.

So, your mouth is a better swallower than your anus is a shitter? Could it be that your anus wants to do a little swallowing of its own?

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #436 on: January 19, 2007, 06:32:22 PM »
up one post  :LMAO:
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #437 on: January 19, 2007, 06:47:46 PM »
I usually get constipated a day or two before I get my period, but that's insane as I got my last one on the 2nd or 3rd and cannot possibly get one this early...yet my boobs are sore and everything too. I don't get it...  :-\

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #438 on: January 19, 2007, 06:54:51 PM »
why are blackberries so high in fiber?

It could be that it's the quantity that is misleading, since the quantity of one cup is quite a large amount of blackberries. Some of the other quantities listed are more reasonable, for instance, it lists "five dates" or "ten grapes". A whole cup of blackberries at one setting would give a normal person what my father called the "Quick Step". You learn to step quick after eating that many or you will never make it.

I found a dietery link with a table showing a separation of the soluble fiber amount from the insoluble amount. It will add another piece to the puzzle.


Scroll to the middle of the page for a table comparing fiber content in even more foods
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #439 on: January 19, 2007, 06:59:20 PM »
up one post  :LMAO:

Sorry. Couldn't resist. I'm sure the cost will be high ...
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #440 on: January 19, 2007, 07:03:10 PM »
I usually get constipated a day or two before I get my period, but that's insane as I got my last one on the 2nd or 3rd and cannot possibly get one this early...yet my boobs are sore and everything too. I don't get it...  :-\

It's your body "clearing itself" in preparation for meeting the guy you have a crush on. You have been obsessing over him a bit, lately. Your natural processes seem to be working fine.

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #441 on: January 19, 2007, 07:14:41 PM »
why are blackberries so high in fiber?

It could be that it's the quantity that is misleading, since the quantity of one cup is quite a large amount of blackberries. Some of the other quantities listed are more reasonable, for instance, it lists "five dates" or "ten grapes". A whole cup of blackberries at one setting would give a normal person what my father called the "Quick Step". You learn to step quick after eating that many or you will never make it.

I found a dietery link with a table showing a separation of the soluble fiber amount from the insoluble amount. It will add another piece to the puzzle.


Scroll to the middle of the page for a table comparing fiber content in even more foods

I can eat far more than that with no digestive problems.  I'll often graze on wild blackberries (brambles here) when they're in season, and can make a full meal out of them with absolutely no ill effects beyond feeling full for a bit and needing a piss.  Other berries don't give me problems either.
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #442 on: January 19, 2007, 07:15:41 PM »
I am not showering, and I need one of those after a good workout.
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #443 on: January 19, 2007, 07:17:20 PM »
I usually get constipated a day or two before I get my period, but that's insane as I got my last one on the 2nd or 3rd and cannot possibly get one this early...yet my boobs are sore and everything too. I don't get it...  :-\

It's your body "clearing itself" in preparation for meeting the guy you have a crush on. You have been obsessing over him a bit, lately. Your natural processes seem to be working fine.

 8)

And in his corner, he'll be wanking away so that his sperm will be fresh and virile and well able for the task at hand.
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #444 on: January 19, 2007, 07:28:42 PM »
up one post  :LMAO:

Sorry. Couldn't resist. I'm sure the cost will be high ...

Yes, I'm planning a terrible revenge right now.  :explode:

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #445 on: January 19, 2007, 07:42:06 PM »
why are blackberries so high in fiber?

It could be that it's the quantity that is misleading, since the quantity of one cup is quite a large amount of blackberries. Some of the other quantities listed are more reasonable, for instance, it lists "five dates" or "ten grapes". A whole cup of blackberries at one setting would give a normal person what my father called the "Quick Step". You learn to step quick after eating that many or you will never make it.

I found a dietery link with a table showing a separation of the soluble fiber amount from the insoluble amount. It will add another piece to the puzzle.


Scroll to the middle of the page for a table comparing fiber content in even more foods

I can eat far more than that with no digestive problems.  I'll often graze on wild blackberries (brambles here) when they're in season, and can make a full meal out of them with absolutely no ill effects beyond feeling full for a bit and needing a piss.  Other berries don't give me problems either.

I said a normal person, Peter. :laugh:

You're also talking about native brambles, which you are used to, apparently. Most people who I know to be heavy meat eaters, like my dad was, could never eat many fruits. I would not be surprised to find a connection, there.

Brambles don't grow everywhere, either. They are truly foreign food to some people. I don't have a problem with berries, either, but apples I do. If I eat more than a whole apple, raw, I am in danger of contracting the Quick Step. Other fruits in any quantity ... no problem. It's just something about raw apples.
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #446 on: January 19, 2007, 07:55:37 PM »
I said a normal person, Peter. :laugh:

You're also talking about native brambles, which you are used to, apparently. Most people who I know to be heavy meat eaters, like my dad was, could never eat many fruits. I would not be surprised to find a connection, there.

Brambles don't grow everywhere, either. They are truly foreign food to some people. I don't have a problem with berries, either, but apples I do. If I eat more than a whole apple, raw, I am in danger of contracting the Quick Step. Other fruits in any quantity ... no problem. It's just something about raw apples.

My daughter used to have that problem with apple juice.

Blackberries have lots of seeds, which are eaten.  Maybe that is one reason that they are high in fiber.

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #447 on: January 19, 2007, 07:59:14 PM »
I'm not sleeping.  :(

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #448 on: January 19, 2007, 07:59:27 PM »
I usually get constipated a day or two before I get my period, but that's insane as I got my last one on the 2nd or 3rd and cannot possibly get one this early...yet my boobs are sore and everything too. I don't get it...  :-\

It's your body "clearing itself" in preparation for meeting the guy you have a crush on. You have been obsessing over him a bit, lately. Your natural processes seem to be working fine.

 8)

And in his corner, he'll be wanking away so that his sperm will be fresh and virile and well able for the task at hand.


Lol, I wish. I cannot imagine him wanking with any vision of my in his mind, from his behaviour. Mind, he is playing silly buggers with me right now. For 2 days, he totally changed his routine and was hardly around. Last night, he came into the store and gave me a smug look....he walked out just 5 minutes later, grinning as he walked out. And today, he kept passing me in aisles, and I caught him peeking down the seafood aisle I was in when I had only just passed him further back along another aisle! I mean, hell, what is it with this man? It is like a little boy.

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #449 on: January 19, 2007, 10:35:49 PM »
I usually get constipated a day or two before I get my period, but that's insane as I got my last one on the 2nd or 3rd and cannot possibly get one this early...yet my boobs are sore and everything too. I don't get it...  :-\

It's your body "clearing itself" in preparation for meeting the guy you have a crush on. You have been obsessing over him a bit, lately. Your natural processes seem to be working fine.

 8)

And in his corner, he'll be wanking away so that his sperm will be fresh and virile and well able for the task at hand.


Lol, I wish. I cannot imagine him wanking with any vision of my in his mind, from his behaviour. Mind, he is playing silly buggers with me right now. For 2 days, he totally changed his routine and was hardly around. Last night, he came into the store and gave me a smug look....he walked out just 5 minutes later, grinning as he walked out. And today, he kept passing me in aisles, and I caught him peeking down the seafood aisle I was in when I had only just passed him further back along another aisle! I mean, hell, what is it with this man? It is like a little boy.
He might be a little boy, in many ways. You may have to trip him up and fall under him.

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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.