Racist jokes

[normal_impaired]

First, to set the record straight, I'm not racist.  I see absolutely no difference between any red-blooded human, and thus cannot see myself as being better or worse than anybody based on ethnicity.  That being said, there are so many racist jokes that I find hilarious.  The jokes don't usually make fun of the people so much as they make fun of the stereotypes.  I laugh at these a lot and tell them often to mixed reactions.  I hold no prejudice, but many of the more racist jokes are cleverly thought out and often downright hilarious if you can handle taking a joke as a joke and not an insult.

This being said, is there any kind of a policy on this site that wold explicitly ban posting racist jokes?  As stated, the jokes usually make fun of the stereotypes and I realize that one can't make a joke about somebody unless they can handle one being made about them.  I'll admit I never read the terms of service for this site, I took a look at the page and just said TL;DR (yea, I even pronounced "semicolon").

Basically the point is that I can think of countless examples of good racist jokes and I'm sure I'm not the only one here that can.  With an admin's blessing, I'd like to be able to share the "taboo jokes" in this thread but only with the disclaimer that I don't actually hold the beliefs represented in the jokes and that the jokes are posted for absolutely nothing more than for their comedic value to those who can handle laughing at a joke without taking it seriously.

I tried making a thread like this on WP, I did the same thing of posting a disclaimer like this and not actually posting any jokes before an admin or mod says that I can get away with it, that thread was deleted before anyone responded, I'm wondering if such a thread could be acceptable here.

[Scrapheap]

The only TOS here is you can't break the law. You can make all the racist jokes you wan't, but you can't threaten to lynch Nirriti because she's a "no damn good nigger".  Oh, and you can't post nude pictures of underaged "nigglets" as that would be considered kiddie porn.

BTW, if you didn't notice, there's no moderators here. The Admins are just website janitors.

[Scrapheap]

What's the difference between a nigger and a radial tire?? The tire doesn't sing spirituals when you put chains on it.

Waht's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

[normal_impaired]

The only TOS here is you can't break the law. You can make all the racist jokes you wan't, but you can't threaten to lynch Nirriti because she's a "no damn good nigger".  

I was setting up my Christmas lights the other day, they remind me of niggers, they're all chained together, only half the fuckers work, and they look best while hanging.

What's red and green and hangs on my front porch?  It's my nigger, I'll paint it any damn color I want.

How you starve a nigger?  Put his food stamps in his work boots.

What do you call a Mexican sky diving team?  Air pollution

Why doesn't Mexico have a good olympic team?  Because anyone who can run jump or swim is already in the US.

How do Asians name their children?  They throw metal pans down the stairs "ping chang tong bong pong dong".

What do you get when you combine 4 Mexicans, 4 black guys, an a Chinese guy?  You get a sprinkler "spic spic spic spic chink nigger nigger nigger nigger".

A black kid and a white kid are in show and tell the day after Christmas, the black kid says "my dad got me a horn, it goes honkie honkie", the white kid says "my dad got me a chainsaw, it goes run-nigger-nigger".

What's the definition of Jewish football?  Trying to get the quarterback (Jews are typically white, so that one can't really be counted as racist)

I said a lot of nigger jokes, but seriously, in all honesty, I have absolutely no problem with black people, they're great, I think everyone should own one.

More to come

[Frolic_Fun]

 :lol:

What's long and black? The dole queue.
Why was biggy smalls killed? Nigger stole my last chicken wing!
Why did the jew have a bulge in his trousers? He was hiding his nose.

[normal_impaired]

Give a Puerto-Rican a fish and feed him for a day, teach a Puerto-Rican to fish and he and his entire extended family will set up a tent city on the river bank across the street from your house.

[Parts]

I have you all on my list to be BANNED





What's brown and white and flops on the beach?

    * A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!

[Icequeen]

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.

Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. , has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he's won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in America ...

If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support.

[jman]

What's long and black? The dole queue.

Don't you mean "what's long, black, and smells?"


What do you call a black minister? Holly Shit 

[Adam]

this isn't racist unless you count scouse scum as a race:

why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?





































































































coz if it walked it would get mugged



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[Scrapheap]

odeon, the whole board is fucked up right now. Myself and others can't access most of the site.

[normal_impaired]

[Gluey]

Heres some

Whats faster than a black guy stealing your TV?
His brother stealing your xbox.

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a penny in the car.
How do you get 100 jews out of a car?
Add Hitler

How long does it take a black woman to take  shit?
Nine Months