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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2006, 01:52:37 PM »
Quote from: Nobby No-Mates on September 08, 2006, 01:39:33 PM
my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me.  told you - everybody hates me.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:  i'll start by changing my username..:'(

How many pictures did you try? The first two I tried didn't come up with anything, but the third came up with 6 different people.
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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2006, 01:57:45 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 08, 2006, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: Aeval on September 08, 2006, 11:49:44 AM
Yay.  This one matched Denise Richards.  I don't look anything like her, but I'm not Asian for once!



You look gorgeous in that picture.

Yes, very breedable-with.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2006, 02:06:19 PM »
Denise Richard's was 73%

The other people I got were

Kirsten Dunst- 71%
Sophia Vergara- 64%
Sela Ward- 62%
Meg Ryan- 62%
Keira Knightley- 60% (I wish!!!)

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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2006, 02:10:49 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 08, 2006, 12:59:22 PM
How many would you need?  Would I get a one-off fee for each 'service' rendered, or would I get a share in the enterprise?  Should I schedule a visit for every 12 months or so?  Would you prefer it done in person, or should I send frozen samples by airmail and leave you to do the rest with a turkey baster?  I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, but it's your money.   8)

Old fashioned is easier.  No upfront fee, but you get a 50% share in the enterprise.  12 month visits would be acceptable, assuming each one is a successful visit.  Otherwise, I'd need you to carry a pager and be on call.  Work okay for you?
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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2006, 02:11:47 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 08, 2006, 01:49:48 PM
You look gorgeous in that picture.

Thank you, Carla.  I am quite infatuated with your picture as well.  It reminds me of Clea DuVall (that I've obsessed about recently).  If you and I were capable of breeding, I'd so try to bargain with you.
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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2006, 02:19:30 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 08, 2006, 01:52:37 PM
Quote from: Nobby No-Mates on September 08, 2006, 01:39:33 PM
my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me.  told you - everybody hates me.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:  i'll start by changing my username..:'(

How many pictures did you try? The first two I tried didn't come up with anything, but the third came up with 6 different people.

about 13 million...  :(
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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2006, 02:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Aeval on September 08, 2006, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 08, 2006, 12:59:22 PM
How many would you need?  Would I get a one-off fee for each 'service' rendered, or would I get a share in the enterprise?  Should I schedule a visit for every 12 months or so?  Would you prefer it done in person, or should I send frozen samples by airmail and leave you to do the rest with a turkey baster?  I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, but it's your money.   8)

Old fashioned is easier.  No upfront fee, but you get a 50% share in the enterprise.  12 month visits would be acceptable, assuming each one is a successful visit.  Otherwise, I'd need you to carry a pager and be on call.  Work okay for you?

Sounds like a plan.  :)  If the business turns a loss though, can we liquidise the kids and sell them as mince pies?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2006, 02:24:40 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 08, 2006, 02:21:05 PM
Sounds like a plan.  :)  If the business turns a loss though, can we liquidise the kids and sell them as mince pies?

We could, though it would be difficult to part with free slave labor.  I've already started planning out how I'll never have to clean my house or cook again with them around.  All the hair that would fall into the food is kind of worrying, though. 

I believe we are creating the new master race!  White supremacists can fuck off.  It's all about the hair.
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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2006, 02:29:04 PM »
I think our master race might be a bit limited in it's environmental tolerances.  Perfectly insulated for taking over Siberia, but I think they'd melt when it came to the southern US, Africa, and indeed most of the world.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2006, 02:32:45 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 08, 2006, 02:29:04 PM
I think our master race might be a bit limited in it's environmental tolerances.  Perfectly insulated for taking over Siberia, but I think they'd melt when it came to the southern US, Africa, and indeed most of the world.

Living in the southern US, I'm now getting so much enjoyment from picturing the effects of humidity on all that hair.  Giant puffballs!  My god, what a fun toy that would be.
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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2006, 02:39:02 PM »
Yeah, I think people might just laugh when they invade.   :P  Better to have them fighting on mountains in the snow, where their hair can be all wind-swept and dramatic.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2006, 02:45:55 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 08, 2006, 02:39:02 PM
Yeah, I think people might just laugh when they invade.   :P  Better to have them fighting on mountains in the snow, where their hair can be all wind-swept and dramatic.

That so has epic motion picture written all over it.

Or!  A video game...

 
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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2006, 03:05:24 PM »
Didn't they already make that one?  I think they called it Braveheart.  :P

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2006, 03:07:53 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 08, 2006, 03:05:24 PM
Didn't they already make that one?  I think they called it Braveheart.  :P



I so fell in love with him in that movie.  Ok, let's procreate now.  Enough foreplay.
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Re: post a picture of a celebrity you resemble
« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2006, 03:19:56 PM »
Ok.  Can I bring my camera for the porn business too?  Might as well work on both businesses at the same time.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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