post a picture of a celebrity you resemble

[McGiver]

yeah, the second one (post).

[lilia]

This just reminded me that I'm going to keep feeding pictures to this thing til I find one that doesn't think I'm asian.

[lilia]

Yay.  This one matched Denise Richards.  I don't look anything like her, but I'm not Asian for once!

[Peter]

If only there was a crappy flash program to show us what our super-hairy offspring would look like.

[lilia]

If only there was a crappy flash program to show us what our super-hairy offspring would look like.

Could you imagine how much shampoo we'd go through in a week? 

[Peter]

And their hair would go mouldy in the time it would take to dry.

[lilia]

And their hair would go mouldy in the time it would take to dry.

Just think of the money we could make though by shaving its head regulary and selling the hair to wigmakers...

Stop by here when you're in Alabama.  You can help me start a little herd of money makers.

[Peter]

How many would you need?  Would I get a one-off fee for each 'service' rendered, or would I get a share in the enterprise?  Should I schedule a visit for every 12 months or so?  Would you prefer it done in person, or should I send frozen samples by airmail and leave you to do the rest with a turkey baster?  I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, but it's your money.   

[Lucifer]

my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me.  told you - everybody hates me.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:  i'll start by changing my username..

[Callaway]

my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me.  told you - everybody hates me.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:  i'll start by changing my username..

I love you, Vivi.   

The heritage thing won't work for me either, so don't feel too bad.

[Lucifer]

thank you, callaway - want a skinny worm, or a fat one?

 

[odeon]

my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me.  told you - everybody hates me.

  I don't.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:  i'll start by changing my username..

The what session?

[Callaway]

It is a kid's song:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
I'm gonna go eat worms,
Long and skinny ones, short and fat ones,
I'm gonna go eat worms.

my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me. told you - everybody hates me.

  I don't.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously: i'll start by changing my username..

The what session?

[Lucifer]

my heritage still won't do the face recognition thing for me.  told you - everybody hates me.

  I don't.

majr worm-eating session in the pipeline, obviously:  i'll start by changing my username..

The what session?

/sings, tearfully...

nobody loves me, everybody hates me
i'm going to go and eat worms.
long, skinny, slimy ones, big fat furry ones,
worms that squiggle and squirm.
bite their heads off, suck their juice out, throw their skins away.
this is how i thrive on worms - three square meals a day.
the long, skinny, slimy ones go down easy,
the big, fat, furry ones all get stuck.
when their bodies reach my gullet,
the blood goes glug, glug, glug.

sniff.   

[QuirkyCarla]

Yay.  This one matched Denise Richards.  I don't look anything like her, but I'm not Asian for once!

You look gorgeous in that picture.