About to smoke Marlboro Reds out the window. Mum's gonna kill me but I don't care.
When I was living at home, I used to put a computer fan in the window, those things are so quiet that if one of my parents was awake they would never hear it. I'd stuff a towel under the door, then sit there in a chair in front of the window inhaling, then bowing into the fan. I'd smoke both weed and cigarettes in this way, whenever I'm not hitting the bowl or butt, I'd hold it in front of the fan, all the smoke would be sucked out, and if there was anything that stayed in the room, with the door blocked with the towel, the smell couldn't escape my room.
Now I'm sitting at my computer in my apartment, smoking an American Spirit regular (the cyan packs) without any worry of anybody giving a rat's ass.