A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: normal_impaired on November 16, 2009, 07:58:22 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on November 16, 2009, 04:14:16 PMI think we need to give odeon and Hyke a little personal space so that they can meditate and find their centre again. Remember the use of incense and yoga mats is strongly encouraged. As well as our spirtual motto, "I will not wank to Alex Plank". To future I2 members...this is a safe haven. Not to be confused with a religious cult. We encourage the fluid motion of mind, body, and spirit and enourage our members to always find their happy place and get along for when we disagree, it disrupts the harmony of the board.Oh, do be careful with incense, sometimes the smoke can get so strong it causes sensory overload, no aspie should ever do anything that can cause my own senses to go into hyperdrive. Also, incense can be very very dangerous if you happen to touch that glowing part on the end.You do bring about a very valid point. Odeon, I'd like to bring a motion to the table that incense be banned from I2. I am becoming greatly concerned for the welfare of our aspie members and would not like to see anyone be harmed. If the majority isn't in agreement with that, then I think we should post signs both in pictures, and in text, outlining hot to properly use incense and the a list of the DO's and DON'Ts.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 16, 2009, 04:14:16 PMI think we need to give odeon and Hyke a little personal space so that they can meditate and find their centre again. Remember the use of incense and yoga mats is strongly encouraged. As well as our spirtual motto, "I will not wank to Alex Plank". To future I2 members...this is a safe haven. Not to be confused with a religious cult. We encourage the fluid motion of mind, body, and spirit and enourage our members to always find their happy place and get along for when we disagree, it disrupts the harmony of the board.Oh, do be careful with incense, sometimes the smoke can get so strong it causes sensory overload, no aspie should ever do anything that can cause my own senses to go into hyperdrive. Also, incense can be very very dangerous if you happen to touch that glowing part on the end.
I think we need to give odeon and Hyke a little personal space so that they can meditate and find their centre again. Remember the use of incense and yoga mats is strongly encouraged. As well as our spirtual motto, "I will not wank to Alex Plank". To future I2 members...this is a safe haven. Not to be confused with a religious cult. We encourage the fluid motion of mind, body, and spirit and enourage our members to always find their happy place and get along for when we disagree, it disrupts the harmony of the board.
It's probably a good idea to post a comprehensive list of all the do's and the don'ts at this point.
Quote from: odeon on November 17, 2009, 01:14:47 AMIt's probably a good idea to post a comprehensive list of all the do's and the don'ts at this point.Don't forget the capricious enforcement!
Quote from: Scrapheap on November 17, 2009, 10:49:34 AMQuote from: odeon on November 17, 2009, 01:14:47 AMIt's probably a good idea to post a comprehensive list of all the do's and the don'ts at this point.Don't forget the capricious enforcement!I prefer to label it "guidance".
And the bonfires, don't forget the bonfires.Starting at 8 pm. And we have guitars and singsongs. At 9:30pm we carefully put sand on the fire. And we all are in each other's sleeping bags by 10. Wanting to be worn out but cheerful for the next day.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
*walks into the middle of the spiritual circle, stands next to the bonfire, and lights a fart on fire*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Methinks there were still active WP spies tattling on I2 sockpupets.I wonder if that's still the case??
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
You do bring about a very valid point. Odeon, I'd like to bring a motion to the table that incense be banned from I2. I am becoming greatly concerned for the welfare of our aspie members and would not like to see anyone be harmed.
QuoteYou do bring about a very valid point. Odeon, I'd like to bring a motion to the table that incense be banned from I2. I am becoming greatly concerned for the welfare of our aspie members and would not like to see anyone be harmed.Incense gives you cancer too!
Don't like it. Gives me asthma problems. To me it all smells the same anyway.