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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #60 on: March 18, 2010, 07:50:41 AM »
Exactly. Think of how much power is saved from not having to turn on lights until later.

Daylight savings is GREEN!!  :zoinks:

Is that like the 'daylight savings makes your curtains fade from the extra sunlight in the day' argument?

No, because daylight savings doesn't give you extra sunlight, it just shifts it from all that time before you are awake to that time before you go to bed.

What fucking retard thinks it fades your curtains? Nature does that (or are QLDers too retarded from fucking their sisters etc?)
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Oh, it was a joke. Some rednecks up here came up with the most absurd things to make a case against us having it.

The faded curtains was one of the more deadbrained one....I mean, WTF?

I remember the last time I was in QLD and the sun came up at like 4:30AM. I mean WTF is up with that?

Sorry, maybe I was going for a early morning jog up the street, the sun does shine out of my ass, you know...(OK, bad joke, it's been a long day!)

But you are right, in summer, yep, the sky starts to become light very early. I have had insomnia pretty badly lately, and times I've gone to bed, like 4.30, I hear the kookaburras waking up....not exactly quiet to sleep to!

My normal pattern is I wake up fairly early in summer, but with the weather here, it is quite beautiful to head to the beach at 5am.

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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #61 on: March 18, 2010, 07:56:15 AM »
Yeah early morning beach is nice. Used to go to the beach at 8-9am (DST) when we lived 10min walk from the beach. Spent 2 hours there then went home for the hottest part of the day. Was back there at 5pm til 8pm.

Good times.

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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #62 on: March 18, 2010, 08:09:43 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !
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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #63 on: March 18, 2010, 08:15:40 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

I'm more scared of jelly fish than sharks.

Oh and I wont swim at the beach in the middle of the night, that's when giant octopus and squid drag you under to your death.

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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #64 on: March 18, 2010, 08:21:13 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

Really? Statistically, there are more things to be scared of in life....

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/mapusa.htm

Actually, it's interesting of the ratio of Hawaii attacks vs deaths is quite high in comparison with Florida's.

If you really want to shit yourself, Australia's ration of attacks vs deaths is pretty full on....our sharks are efficient killers!

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/World.htm

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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #65 on: March 18, 2010, 08:27:09 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

Really? Statistically, there are more things to be scared of in life....

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/mapusa.htm

Actually, it's interesting of the ratio of Hawaii attacks vs deaths is quite high in comparison with Florida's.

If you really want to shit yourself, Australia's ration of attacks vs deaths is pretty full on....our sharks are efficient killers!

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/World.htm


Oh, believe me, I'm scared of those other things too!  :laugh:
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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #66 on: March 18, 2010, 09:02:45 AM »
Owe war sint verswunden

"Owê war sint verswunden alliu mîniu jâr!
ist mir mîn leben getroumet, oder ist ez wâr?
daz ich je wânde ez wære, was daz allez iht?
dar nâch hân ich geslâfen und enweiz es niht.
nû bin ich erwachet, und ist mir unbekant
daz mir hie vor was kündic als mîn ander hant.
liut unde lant, dârinne ich von kinde bin erzogen,
die sint mir worden frömde reht als ez sî gelogen.
die mîne gespilen wâren, die sint træge unt alt.
vereitet is daz velt , verhouwen ist der walt:
wan daz daz wazzer fliuzet als ez wîlent flôz,
für wâr mîn ungelücke wande ich wurde grôz.
mich grüezet maneger trâge, der mich bekande ê wol.
diu welt ist allenthalben ungenâden vol.
als ich gedenke an manegen wünneclîchen tac,
die mir sint enpfallen als in daz mer ein slac,
iemer mêre ouwê.

Owê wie jæmerlîche junge liute tuont,
den ê vil hovelîchen ir gemüete stuont!
die kunnen niuwan sorgen: wê wie tuont si sô?
swar ich zer werlte kêre, dâ ist nieman vrô:
der jugende tanzen, singen zergât mit sorgen gar:
nie kein kristenman gesach sô jæmerliche schar.
nû merkent wie den vrouwen ir gebende stât:
die stolzen ritter tragent an dörpellîche wât.
uns sint unsenfte brieve her von Rôme komen,
uns ist erloubet trûren und vreude gar benomen.
daz müet mich inneclîchen (wir lebeten ie vil wol)
daz ich nû für mîn lachen weinen kiesen sol.
die vogele in der wilde betrüebet unser klage:
waz wunders ist ob ich dâ von an vreuden gar verzage?
ôwê waz spriche ich tumber man durch mînen bœsen zorn?
swer dirre wünne volget, hât jene dort verlorn,
iemer mêre ouwê.

Owê wie uns mit süezen dingen ist vergeben!
ich sihe die bittern gallen in dem honege sweben:
diu werlt ist ûzen schœne, wîz grüene unde rôt,
und innân swarzer varwe, vinster sam der tôt.
swen si nû habe verleitet, der schouwe sînen trôst:
er wirt mit swacher buoze grôzer sünde erlôst.
dar an gedenkent, ritter: ez ist iuwer dinc,
ir traget die liehten helme und manegen herten rinc,
dar zuo die vesten schilte und diu gewîhten swert.
wolte got, wan wære ich der segenunge wert!
sô wolde ich nôtic armman verdienen rîchen solt.
joch meine ich niht die huoben noch der hêrren golt:
ich wolte sælden krône êweclîchen tragen:
die mohte ein soldenære mit sîme sper bejagen.
möht ich die lieben reise gevarn über sê,
sô wolte ich denne singen 'wol' und niemêr mêre 'ouwê',
niemer mêre ouwê."


"Alas, where have they gone to, year on weary year?
Was it all a dream then, my life's, my love's career?
Things I took for granted, were they really so?
Sleep, sleep overtook me, and then I didn't know.
Now I have awakened, but like a foreign land
Are things once as familiar as my own right hand.
The people and the places that as a child I knew
Now seem strange and distant, a tale which isn't true.
Children I once played with are no longer young and proud.
The forests have been levelled, the meadows have been ploughed.
But for the river flowing where it always flowed
My heart could never carry its heavy, heavy load.
Some who paid me honour now turn their eyes away;
The world is too ungrateful when one is old and grey.
Fondly I remember what joy there used to be.
Those days have vanished traceless as ripples on the sea,
Evermore, alas!

Alas, for the young people, how lamentable they are.
Once they were so courtly, a better crowd by far.
All they know is worry! Why are they so sad?
Though I search the world over, not one I find is glad.
Dancing, laughing, singing are no-where in their creed.
No Christian ever saw  a more pathetic breed.
Just look at how the ladies bind up their hair;
Proud knights attired in costumes the peasantry might wear.
Unlovely, unkind letters have come to us from Rome;
Distress caused at a distance brings despondency at home.
Once we lived not badly. It troubles me within:
When laughter turns to mourning, what then do we win?
The wild birds in the branches, they too lament our plight.
How can I continue to hope for some respite?
Oh, but this is foolish, to be so sorely vexed!
To seek joy in this world is to lose it in the next,
Evermore, alas!

Alas, how we've been poisoned by things which taste so sweet.
If you take the honey, gall is what you'll eat.
The world without is pleasing, white and green and red;
Within, dark black's her colour, dismal like the dead.
Whoever she seduces  should look to be redeemed;
Penance for some great sin may be lighter than it seemed.
Take note, you knights, consider! This is your travail:
You wear the shining helmet, he shirt of strong chain mail.
Yours is the sturdy long-shield, the consecrated sword;
I wish that I were worthy of such a bless'd reward.
What riches I, a poor man, could then accumulate.
(I don't mean gold or silver or any vast estate!)
An eternal crown of glory would then my brow enhance;
Any simple soldier could win one with his lance.
If I could cross the ocean, if that could come to pass,
My song would be rejoicing, and nevermore 'alas'!
Nevermore alas!"


Walther von der Vogelweide, 1229

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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #67 on: March 18, 2010, 09:08:08 AM »
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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #68 on: March 18, 2010, 09:21:00 AM »
If you should whine, you should do it with style.  8)



*ear-splitting whiny voice* It took me forever to delete all that poetry stuff to get the one quote I wanted, and that makes me  :bigcry: !

How's that?  :laugh:
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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #69 on: March 18, 2010, 09:44:36 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

I'm more scared of jelly fish than sharks.

Oh and I wont swim at the beach in the middle of the night, that's when giant octopus and squid drag you under to your death.
lol...I always stay out of anywhere where I am part of the food chain

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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #70 on: March 18, 2010, 09:46:15 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

I'm more scared of jelly fish than sharks.

Oh and I wont swim at the beach in the middle of the night, that's when giant octopus and squid drag you under to your death.
lol...I always stay out of anywhere where I am part of the food chain

Yes, avoiding the ocean is a small price to pay for staying alive...I can't figure out these people who climb into cages at the zoo!  :duh:
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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #71 on: March 18, 2010, 09:49:37 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

I'm more scared of jelly fish than sharks.

Oh and I wont swim at the beach in the middle of the night, that's when giant octopus and squid drag you under to your death.
lol...I always stay out of anywhere where I am part of the food chain

Yes, avoiding the ocean is a small price to pay for staying alive...I can't figure out these people who climb into cages at the zoo!  :duh:
Nutz?

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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #72 on: March 18, 2010, 09:52:15 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

I'm more scared of jelly fish than sharks.

Oh and I wont swim at the beach in the middle of the night, that's when giant octopus and squid drag you under to your death.
lol...I always stay out of anywhere where I am part of the food chain

Yes, avoiding the ocean is a small price to pay for staying alive...I can't figure out these people who climb into cages at the zoo!  :duh:
Nutz?

Yeah, possibly deluded into believing they "have a way" with animals, and that they will actually connect in some way with that lion, tiger or polar bear.  :-\
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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2010, 10:58:45 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

Come to California, our sharks are on a low-fat diet. You should be safe.  :thumbup:

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Re: Post things that are wrong with this world
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2010, 10:59:45 AM »
I haven't been to the beach since I was 11, and I may never go again. The ocean is beautiful, but I'm too afraid of  :shark: !

Come to California, our sharks are on a low-fat diet. You should be safe.  :thumbup:

Yay, once again my fat saves the day!  :laugh:
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