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I want to know why australians are all smart arses. Is it becaus eyou hate your accents?
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 24, 2009, 05:05:02 AMDid not realise there was a NZ vs Australia thing and still don't know why you generalise about Australians? The reason why you don't know is because you did not realise.Relations between Australia and New Zealand are similar to that of other neighbouring countries with a shared British colonial heritage, such as Canada and the United States. Some have defined the relationship as less one of friendship than of brotherhood, beset by sibling rivalry.[3]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_%E2%80%93_New_Zealand_relationsAlthough i find it hard to see that you didn't realise. I've been exposed to Australia vs NZ jokes all my life and i'm only 24.
Did not realise there was a NZ vs Australia thing and still don't know why you generalise about Australians?
Now say six and go fuck some sheep. Then fly over here and go on the dole.Does that cover it?
Quote from: Phlexor on December 24, 2009, 06:39:33 AMNow say six and go fuck some sheep. Then fly over here and go on the dole.Does that cover it? You forgotfush and chups. Thats a big one.
Relations between Australia and New Zealand are similar to that of other neighbouring countries with a shared British colonial heritage, such as Canada and the United States. Some have defined the relationship as less one of friendship than of brotherhood, beset by sibling rivalry.[3]
Quote from: splat face on December 24, 2009, 05:15:16 AMRelations between Australia and New Zealand are similar to that of other neighbouring countries with a shared British colonial heritage, such as Canada and the United States. Some have defined the relationship as less one of friendship than of brotherhood, beset by sibling rivalry.[3]This is true. I pick on CG all the time.
Jesus, keep your wits about you aussies. Yeah I give Australians fucking shit.AlsoYeah I would have an Australians back ANY DAY when up against an american or pom. It's all in good fun, we totally bash each other but we are brothers.
I didn't used to be able, when I first migrated to Australia, to pick the difference between Aussie speech and Kiwi. I can now, though.