Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in the shower...or if he took one look at me naked and jumped willingly.
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Quote from: PPK on January 26, 2011, 07:04:52 PMI am being a lazy slug. I got up to get a trash liner for the little shit can in my kitchen, when I was in the bathroom I remembered that I had not showered today so I took a shower. Then I got back on the computer and then I noticed that my little shit can still did not have a liner, so I went back into the bathroom and decided to take 400 mg of ibuprofren and a heartburn pill. I got back on the computer and noticed the lack of a liner and finally went in the bathroom and reached into the cupboard under the sink and finally got the fucking bag and put it in the shit can. That's the funniest thing I've read all day! But why the ibuprofen and heartburn pill? Do you have a gastric reflux problem? I am a disease geek and like to know! Anyway, congratulations for finally putting a fucking bag in the little shit can!
I am being a lazy slug. I got up to get a trash liner for the little shit can in my kitchen, when I was in the bathroom I remembered that I had not showered today so I took a shower. Then I got back on the computer and then I noticed that my little shit can still did not have a liner, so I went back into the bathroom and decided to take 400 mg of ibuprofren and a heartburn pill. I got back on the computer and noticed the lack of a liner and finally went in the bathroom and reached into the cupboard under the sink and finally got the fucking bag and put it in the shit can.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 26, 2011, 07:10:23 PMQuote from: PPK on January 26, 2011, 07:04:52 PMI am being a lazy slug. I got up to get a trash liner for the little shit can in my kitchen, when I was in the bathroom I remembered that I had not showered today so I took a shower. Then I got back on the computer and then I noticed that my little shit can still did not have a liner, so I went back into the bathroom and decided to take 400 mg of ibuprofren and a heartburn pill. I got back on the computer and noticed the lack of a liner and finally went in the bathroom and reached into the cupboard under the sink and finally got the fucking bag and put it in the shit can. That's the funniest thing I've read all day! But why the ibuprofen and heartburn pill? Do you have a gastric reflux problem? I am a disease geek and like to know! Anyway, congratulations for finally putting a fucking bag in the little shit can! That is my accomplishment for the day. Ibuprofen because of residual muscle pain from something on my last job. Ranitidine because I am going to eat fried chicken with baked potato and orange juice in a bit.
I just talked on the phone for 2 hours with a very cute boy.I hate the telephone, I am very awkward on itYet 2 hours just flew byHe has a very cute eastern european accent, tooI cant wait till I see him on tuesday
Quote from: eris on January 26, 2011, 07:29:07 PMI just talked on the phone for 2 hours with a very cute boy.I hate the telephone, I am very awkward on itYet 2 hours just flew byHe has a very cute eastern european accent, tooI cant wait till I see him on tuesday If it was TheoK he's going to want to ATM you.
It's tolerable. Have you ever taken a drink of orange juice right after eating a donut?
Quote from: PPK on January 26, 2011, 07:31:07 PMQuote from: eris on January 26, 2011, 07:29:07 PMI just talked on the phone for 2 hours with a very cute boy.I hate the telephone, I am very awkward on itYet 2 hours just flew byHe has a very cute eastern european accent, tooI cant wait till I see him on tuesday If it was TheoK he's going to want to ATM you. what is it with guys and butts. goddamnit poop comes out of there
I am waiting for the code to sign into free internet service, but the front desk ain't called back yet and it's been over 10 minutes. My Lunesta is kicking in too!
I'm talking to a cute boy.a different cute boy, not the one I talked on the phone toI like cute boys and they like me.