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Trying to find the post what you're thinking thread to no avail... Realizing I couldn't find it because I had already posted in it! Being watched (or at least feel like I am)!
Lying in bath relaxing, having a little bit of time to myself, away from the tornado that is my little sister.
Butterflies has promised me her anal virginity.
Quote from: TheoK on January 26, 2011, 04:50:30 PMButterflies has promised me her anal virginity. I doubt that she is worth your time, anal virgin, or not.
I am being a lazy slug. I got up to get a trash liner for the little shit can in my kitchen, when I was in the bathroom I remembered that I had not showered today so I took a shower. Then I got back on the computer and then I noticed that my little shit can still did not have a liner, so I went back into the bathroom and decided to take 400 mg of ibuprofren and a heartburn pill. I got back on the computer and noticed the lack of a liner and finally went in the bathroom and reached into the cupboard under the sink and finally got the fucking bag and put it in the shit can.