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Offline QuirkyCarla

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #345 on: September 18, 2006, 02:37:42 PM »
Panicking. I accidentally clogged the toilet by flushing paper towels down it after wiping down the bathroom counters. There's no plunger either.  :-\
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #346 on: September 18, 2006, 02:48:04 PM »
take a big poop, then go downstairs with pride in your eyes and say, Hey mommy, wanna see what i did?"
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #347 on: September 18, 2006, 05:58:27 PM »
less embarassing if there is no huge poop there, so don't worry carla. it was just your not-thinkiness that caused it, as opposed to a bowel movement even mcjagger would be proud of. :P

go get a plunger.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #348 on: September 18, 2006, 05:59:47 PM »
umm get it stuck more 8)
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #349 on: September 18, 2006, 06:13:02 PM »
I was really freaked out when I spent a week and a half at my boyfriend's folk's house and when I got there he said,  "I don't know where the plunger is."  HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHERE THE PLUNGER IS AND STILL SURVIVE????  Luckily neither of us clogged a toilet during that time.

So right now I'm thinking how glad I am that my plunger is right by my toilet.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #350 on: September 18, 2006, 06:25:50 PM »
We have two bathrooms and a plunger by each toilet.  Thank heavens for being OC about that!
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #351 on: September 18, 2006, 06:29:46 PM »
Yeah well, it wasn't the first thing I thought of when I moved into my dorm.  :-\
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #352 on: September 18, 2006, 06:31:28 PM »
i'm also OCD about toilet shit.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #353 on: September 18, 2006, 06:35:53 PM »
I wonder if the paper towels will eventually disintegrate or something...
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #354 on: September 18, 2006, 06:39:42 PM »
Never flush paper towels down the toilet!  Thats what TP is for!

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #355 on: September 18, 2006, 06:40:30 PM »
maybe in a hundred or-so years, meantime you could just get that plunger... :P

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #356 on: September 18, 2006, 06:40:37 PM »
For some reason I thought they'd be ok...

I wonder where I can get a plunger...it would be embarassing to go tell my RA that I clogged my toilet, even if it is only with paper towels.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #357 on: September 18, 2006, 07:03:30 PM »
you know how the poop liquifies when you pluge it...

what are some people methods for cleaning the poo off the plunger?
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #358 on: September 18, 2006, 07:19:25 PM »
I am on the computer right know nothing else.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #359 on: September 18, 2006, 07:41:31 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 18, 2006, 06:40:37 PM
For some reason I thought they'd be ok...

I wonder where I can get a plunger...it would be embarassing to go tell my RA that I clogged my toilet, even if it is only with paper towels.

Wal-Mart carries them.

Also any hardware store like Ace, Home Depot or Lowes would carry them.

I would think the RA has seen several clogged toilets before and you don't need to be embarrassed to ask to borrow the RA's plunger. 
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