What are You doing right now?

[Calandale]

Sit on the hands, not the lap.

[willow]

<sits on the hands>

[Calandale]

Make sure that they're placed somewhere he can't pull out of easily.

[willow]

Make sure that they're placed somewhere he can't pull out of easily.

<nods> I have a big ass. I can shove The Hands into The Ass and then flex.

[odeon]

Sit on the hands, not the lap.

So many other places to sit on, for crying out loud!

[ozymandias]

drinking wine and reading whats on here.

[purposefulinsanity]

Drinking brandy and diet coke, posting on here and half-watching a documentary on Ted Bundy.

[odeon]

drinking wine and reading whats on here.

A lot to read but not a lot of substance.

[purposefulinsanity]

drinking wine and reading whats on here.

A lot to read but not a lot of substance.

He could just look at your profile and view all your recent posts if he wants substance.

[Lucifer]

lol.  creep. 

[purposefulinsanity]

lol.  creep. 

Nah, just being a bit of a sarcastic bitch tonight- although I haven't got my claws out tonight. 

[ozymandias]

lol.  creep. 

Nah, just being a bit of a sarcastic bitch tonight- although I haven't got my claws out tonight. 

Damn

[purposefulinsanity]

lol.  creep. 

Nah, just being a bit of a sarcastic bitch tonight- although I haven't got my claws out tonight. 

Damn

Although I could be persuaded to get them out for the right person 

[odeon]

drinking wine and reading whats on here.

A lot to read but not a lot of substance.

He could just look at your profile and view all your recent posts if he wants substance.

Why, thank you.

[Silk]

Still laughing at the puppy. We bought him a couple toys, and he approached them with no problems. My mom bought him a ball today, and he is terrified of it. My mom took the ball out of the kitchen because it became a standoff between the two. Kato barked at the ball while the ball sat there in menacing silence. He is so adorable.