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duncvis

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3660 on: July 11, 2007, 11:19:40 AM »
Trying to peel my arse off this seat to get some work done.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3661 on: July 11, 2007, 11:23:58 AM »
Watching The Simpsons. They're spoofing The Sining.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3662 on: July 11, 2007, 11:24:18 AM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on July 11, 2007, 11:19:40 AM
Trying to peel my arse off this seat to get some work done.

arse wax?  ouch!

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3663 on: July 11, 2007, 11:24:57 AM »
crowbar more like. :P
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3664 on: July 11, 2007, 11:26:04 AM »
still not interested in that grenade?
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3665 on: July 11, 2007, 06:16:22 PM »
arse grenade. clears any blockage.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3666 on: July 11, 2007, 06:19:43 PM »
:rofl:

trying to go to bed.  v early start tomorrow.   :eyelash:
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3667 on: July 11, 2007, 06:25:05 PM »
go. :eyelash:
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3668 on: July 11, 2007, 06:26:03 PM »
i'm trying to!

help me, milla!   :'(
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3669 on: July 11, 2007, 06:40:29 PM »
how about a lullabye alá chef O'Brien... :violin:

Little Baby
Go to sleep
Fall into
a slumber Deep
Let me sing
this gentle song
you won't be
awake for long
for long, for long

It's a funny, thing you know
your conprehension's
very low
it doesn't matter
what I say
as long as it's
this gentle way
this way, this way

Hotel fires, exploding cabs
Michael Jackson :shamone:
is a dad
Dirty bombs, bloody nose
Im not wearing any clothes
no clothes , no clothes :moon:

Now Im sure your fast
asleep
Dreaming dreams of lambs
and sheep
David Duchovny will
be out next
Mom and Dad now go have sex
and watch me, watch me......

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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3670 on: July 11, 2007, 06:43:45 PM »
er, yeah - that defnitely helps.   :-\

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3671 on: July 11, 2007, 06:45:27 PM »
How about a 1500cc SSE.  (soap suds enema)  That'll clear any blockage!
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3672 on: July 11, 2007, 06:47:10 PM »
did you know you can make napalm out of 1500cc SSE and frozen orange juice?
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3673 on: July 11, 2007, 07:05:14 PM »
Do you know hat you can create a flamethrower if you hold a lit lighter to someones ass when they fart.?
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #3674 on: July 11, 2007, 08:51:01 PM »
much easier to use a hairspray can.

"stay away from her you bitch!" :eh: :flamer:
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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