What are You doing right now?

[DirtDawg]

I'm like nitroglycerin: leave me alone and you'll be fine. Try to stir me up and you'll regret it. Noli me tangere! 

How does anyone know what will stir us up? They can't, in my case. I can't always. There are certain constants, but many variables.

[Leto729]

Posting here and there.

[Calandale]

I'm like nitroglycerin: leave me alone and you'll be fine. Try to stir me up and you'll regret it. Noli me tangere! 

How does anyone know what will stir us up? They can't, in my case. I can't always. There are certain constants, but many variables.

Yeah, I was going to compare myself more
to an unstable molecule, for these reasons.

[Scrapheap]

Actually, I worked in the bars, with various bands. Not all gay bars, of course, but there were MANY! I found that picking up women in a gay bar to be rather "straightforward", but the women  you are likely to hook up with, who frequent gay bars, seemed to all be amazing fucks.

Yes, I picked up a guy in drag one time, but it went nowhere, after he saw how surprised I was to be kissing a guy, so passonately. It turned him off, that I was so surprised. He was very pretty, in fact he WAS a girl in all outward appearance and to the touch (at first) and I was still considering a blowjob, but he was embarrassed and bolted.

Did I tell you about my buddy who met his wife in a gay bar ??

[McGiver]

Actually, I worked in the bars, with various bands. Not all gay bars, of course, but there were MANY! I found that picking up women in a gay bar to be rather "straightforward", but the women  you are likely to hook up with, who frequent gay bars, seemed to all be amazing fucks.

Yes, I picked up a guy in drag one time, but it went nowhere, after he saw how surprised I was to be kissing a guy, so passonately. It turned him off, that I was so surprised. He was very pretty, in fact he WAS a girl in all outward appearance and to the touch (at first) and I was still considering a blowjob, but he was embarrassed and bolted.

Did I tell you about my buddy who met his wife in a gay bar ??

did they marry in New Jersey?

[DirtDawg]

Actually, I worked in the bars, with various bands. Not all gay bars, of course, but there were MANY! I found that picking up women in a gay bar to be rather "straightforward", but the women  you are likely to hook up with, who frequent gay bars, seemed to all be amazing fucks.

Yes, I picked up a guy in drag one time, but it went nowhere, after he saw how surprised I was to be kissing a guy, so passonately. It turned him off, that I was so surprised. He was very pretty, in fact he WAS a girl in all outward appearance and to the touch (at first) and I was still considering a blowjob, but he was embarrassed and bolted.

Did I tell you about my buddy who met his wife in a gay bar ??

No, but please do.

[DirtDawg]

Actually, I worked in the bars, with various bands. Not all gay bars, of course, but there were MANY! I found that picking up women in a gay bar to be rather "straightforward", but the women  you are likely to hook up with, who frequent gay bars, seemed to all be amazing fucks.

Yes, I picked up a guy in drag one time, but it went nowhere, after he saw how surprised I was to be kissing a guy, so passonately. It turned him off, that I was so surprised. He was very pretty, in fact he WAS a girl in all outward appearance and to the touch (at first) and I was still considering a blowjob, but he was embarrassed and bolted.

Now that was a hot story to hear with my morning coffee.

i agree.  it was hot right before bed as well.

So I've identified one of the possible results from picking up women in gay bars. There were women, too, but I forgot many of them. I remembered the dragboy, distinctly.

Lets hear some more.

[Scrapheap]

Did I tell you about my buddy who met his wife in a gay bar ??

No, but please do.

 He was in the Navy stationed down in San Diego. He got an apartment out in town with a ship-mate who turned out to be gay. His gay room-mate took him to a gay bar one night and told him "There's chicks who go here to dance who don't want to get hit-on all night long. I'll find some prospect for you and you'll go home tonight with a chick guarenteed". Shure a shit, it worked and he hooked up with several one-night-stands before he met his furure wife.

[Calandale]

If I could only stand the
crappy music.

[Litigious]

About to go into town and get myself my monthly haircut. 

[McGiver]

If I could only stand the
crappy music.

ABBA used to be a croed favorite.

[Calandale]

If I could only stand the
crappy music.

ABBA used to be a croed favorite.

Crappy music then too.

[Litigious]

If I could only stand the
crappy music.

ABBA used to be a croed favorite.

Crappy music then too.

ABBA is actually one of the few Swedish things is like, you ass-sucking bird!

I'm bleaching my teeth again. No pain this far. 

[Scrapheap]

My parents used to think ABBA was satanic. 

[Litigious]

My parents used to think ABBA was satanic. 

Oh, yes! Just look at Benny's beard! That proves that he worships the Devil. And look at those clothes they wore! Crossdressers!