You know those hydraulic kits you can get to make the pickup bed dump like a dump truck? I was thinking about mounting one of those under the cab so I just have to open a door, a suicide door, and hit a button and the truck would be clean. Of course there's the matter of all the shit that falls out on to the ground, but I'll just drive out back at a national park or something and let Ranger Bob and all the other extremely overpaid Parks & Recreation employees put my tax dollars to work. That already works great for getting rid of leaves since nobody ever thinks about why there's so many Oak leaves in a Pine forest. The easier way is just to fill up the truck with the leaves and drive down the highway at 3am with the tailgate down, they'll all be gone between two exits.
