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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #495 on: July 26, 2007, 06:37:17 AM »
I personally think Callaway should examine her family tree for people who have shoddy or missing personal information, like they appeared out of nowhere.  Then check and see if this person/these people have odd scars on their shoulder blades, like wings were amputated at some point.  There's no freakin' way Callaway isn't part angel.

we need to have a group hug before any of the men join in this love fest.

and then the men will have a greek group hug.

Damnit, I read that as "geek group hug" at first and got all excited.

my version is even hotter. you know greek men. :eyebrows:

I disagree, but that just means we won't overlap on each other's turf too often, so it's all good.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #496 on: July 26, 2007, 06:38:46 AM »
but i was waiting to get on your lap. :P

how about greek geeks?
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #497 on: July 26, 2007, 06:50:04 AM »
but i was waiting to get on your lap. :P

how about greek geeks?
In that case I think we'll be sharing HIS lap.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #498 on: July 26, 2007, 01:24:16 PM »
you mean THEIR LAPS. :P gotta have more than one.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #499 on: July 26, 2007, 03:17:47 PM »
lap or face it doesn't matter.  i have a seat for all the girls.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #500 on: July 26, 2007, 03:39:12 PM »
i was talking about boys :P but you're a boy. :P
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #501 on: July 27, 2007, 09:55:23 AM »
Yeah and I am a man, but if you ask nicely I will be a bad boy.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #502 on: July 27, 2007, 10:22:11 AM »
Yeah and I am a man, but if you ask nicely I will be a bad boy.

you're going to wee on the carpet?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #503 on: July 27, 2007, 11:34:46 AM »
Yeah and I am a man, but if you ask nicely I will be a bad boy.

you're going to wee on the carpet?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #504 on: July 27, 2007, 12:13:11 PM »
I hope this isn't a personal question:


Do you have any other kids? If so, how many and how old are they? Are they boys or girls?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #505 on: July 27, 2007, 06:12:13 PM »
I hope this isn't a personal question:


Do you have any other kids? If so, how many and how old are they? Are they boys or girls?

No.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #506 on: July 27, 2007, 06:25:03 PM »
What's your happiest childhood memory/ies Callaway? 

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #507 on: July 27, 2007, 06:39:17 PM »
What's your happiest childhood memory/ies Callaway? 

That is a difficult question, since there are many happy memories.

I remember my dad teaching me to tie my red tennis shoes when I was four, just before we went to get a Christmas tree. 

I remember my mother and I going to get ice cream cones, just the two of us.  She got cherry vanilla and I got chocolate chip.

I remember my aunt taking my brothers' and my pictures when the younger brother was a baby.  He messed his diaper just before she took the picture and my other brother made a face and said, "Ooooh, something stinks."  She snapped the picture right then and it was a very cute face.

I remember visiting my grandparents and my grandmother saying that I was "smart" because I made my bed as soon as I got up.  She spent a month trying to teach me to bake biscuits like hers, but I was a dismal failure at that.  She taught me to quilt, though.

Another time my cousin and I visited her together and I was watching a show on television while she slept in one morning.  As soon as she woke up she changed the channel, but I was not done watching the show yet, so I changed it back.  We wound up in a fight over the TV channel and my grandmother came in and turned off the TV.  She never had us visit together again.   :laugh:

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #508 on: July 27, 2007, 07:11:43 PM »
Did you get flooded today?
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #509 on: July 27, 2007, 08:11:16 PM »
Did you get flooded today?

No, I didn't, but we got a lot of rain last night starting around 9PM.  Did you get flooded today?