A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:52:42 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:36:28 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:12:54 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.You're just an average looking, average working guy but with a brain disorder. That doesn't make you better than me.I have the same brain disorder as you have but I'm better paid and more handsome. I don't care if you earn 6000 more than me every month. You probably are indebted, like most working people who aren't rich.I have savings and I don't have to work.What would happen if you, like so many others, became unemployed? It can happen to most people you know. Having a job is no guarantee for anything. A-kassan has suffered a lot more than the disability/pension system, the ones who are really in a bad situation in Sweden atm are the unemployed, not the people with several different disability benefits who can get more than any low qualified, low pay job.
Quote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:36:28 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:12:54 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.You're just an average looking, average working guy but with a brain disorder. That doesn't make you better than me.I have the same brain disorder as you have but I'm better paid and more handsome.
Quote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:12:54 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.You're just an average looking, average working guy but with a brain disorder. That doesn't make you better than me.
Quote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.
Quote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.
Quote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.
I want to be a loser by society's standards.
Quote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:54:48 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:52:42 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:36:28 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:12:54 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.You're just an average looking, average working guy but with a brain disorder. That doesn't make you better than me.I have the same brain disorder as you have but I'm better paid and more handsome. I don't care if you earn 6000 more than me every month. You probably are indebted, like most working people who aren't rich.I have savings and I don't have to work.What would happen if you, like so many others, became unemployed? It can happen to most people you know. Having a job is no guarantee for anything. A-kassan has suffered a lot more than the disability/pension system, the ones who are really in a bad situation in Sweden atm are the unemployed, not the people with several different disability benefits who can get more than any low qualified, low pay job.When the authorities realise that you are just a lazy cunt using the disability system, they'll pull it and you'll be at the mercy of mummy and daddy. That's when they'll start seriously considering that shotgun option. Or maybe they'll just hire somebody named Mohammed who needs the money. In either way, you're fucked.
Quote from: odeon on September 24, 2009, 02:11:05 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:54:48 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:52:42 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:36:28 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:12:54 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.You're just an average looking, average working guy but with a brain disorder. That doesn't make you better than me.I have the same brain disorder as you have but I'm better paid and more handsome. I don't care if you earn 6000 more than me every month. You probably are indebted, like most working people who aren't rich.I have savings and I don't have to work.What would happen if you, like so many others, became unemployed? It can happen to most people you know. Having a job is no guarantee for anything. A-kassan has suffered a lot more than the disability/pension system, the ones who are really in a bad situation in Sweden atm are the unemployed, not the people with several different disability benefits who can get more than any low qualified, low pay job.When the authorities realise that you are just a lazy cunt using the disability system, they'll pull it and you'll be at the mercy of mummy and daddy. That's when they'll start seriously considering that shotgun option. Or maybe they'll just hire somebody named Mohammed who needs the money. In either way, you're fucked. All the evidence speaks in my favor, actually proving I need disability so there's no way for the authorities to prove I'm a lazy cunt. Sure I'm lazy on top of being disabled, but that's irrelevant.I don't know why people on here are so convinced I could work, when I couldn't even get through school.
Quote from: Soleiyu on September 24, 2009, 05:08:06 AMQuote from: odeon on September 24, 2009, 02:11:05 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:54:48 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:52:42 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:36:28 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:12:54 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.You're just an average looking, average working guy but with a brain disorder. That doesn't make you better than me.I have the same brain disorder as you have but I'm better paid and more handsome. I don't care if you earn 6000 more than me every month. You probably are indebted, like most working people who aren't rich.I have savings and I don't have to work.What would happen if you, like so many others, became unemployed? It can happen to most people you know. Having a job is no guarantee for anything. A-kassan has suffered a lot more than the disability/pension system, the ones who are really in a bad situation in Sweden atm are the unemployed, not the people with several different disability benefits who can get more than any low qualified, low pay job.When the authorities realise that you are just a lazy cunt using the disability system, they'll pull it and you'll be at the mercy of mummy and daddy. That's when they'll start seriously considering that shotgun option. Or maybe they'll just hire somebody named Mohammed who needs the money. In either way, you're fucked. All the evidence speaks in my favor, actually proving I need disability so there's no way for the authorities to prove I'm a lazy cunt. Sure I'm lazy on top of being disabled, but that's irrelevant.I don't know why people on here are so convinced I could work, when I couldn't even get through school.Same goes for many people who work in McDonalds, Burger King and so on. They manage.
Quote from: Christopher McCandless on September 24, 2009, 08:08:50 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 24, 2009, 05:08:06 AMQuote from: odeon on September 24, 2009, 02:11:05 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:54:48 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:52:42 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:36:28 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:12:54 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.You're just an average looking, average working guy but with a brain disorder. That doesn't make you better than me.I have the same brain disorder as you have but I'm better paid and more handsome. I don't care if you earn 6000 more than me every month. You probably are indebted, like most working people who aren't rich.I have savings and I don't have to work.What would happen if you, like so many others, became unemployed? It can happen to most people you know. Having a job is no guarantee for anything. A-kassan has suffered a lot more than the disability/pension system, the ones who are really in a bad situation in Sweden atm are the unemployed, not the people with several different disability benefits who can get more than any low qualified, low pay job.When the authorities realise that you are just a lazy cunt using the disability system, they'll pull it and you'll be at the mercy of mummy and daddy. That's when they'll start seriously considering that shotgun option. Or maybe they'll just hire somebody named Mohammed who needs the money. In either way, you're fucked. All the evidence speaks in my favor, actually proving I need disability so there's no way for the authorities to prove I'm a lazy cunt. Sure I'm lazy on top of being disabled, but that's irrelevant.I don't know why people on here are so convinced I could work, when I couldn't even get through school.Same goes for many people who work in McDonalds, Burger King and so on. They manage. McDonalds employees earn less than I do on my pension. I pity them.
Quote from: Soleiyu on September 24, 2009, 10:08:32 AMQuote from: Christopher McCandless on September 24, 2009, 08:08:50 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 24, 2009, 05:08:06 AMQuote from: odeon on September 24, 2009, 02:11:05 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:54:48 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:52:42 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 02:36:28 PMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 02:12:54 PMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 23, 2009, 08:29:54 AMQuote from: odeon on September 23, 2009, 08:20:55 AMQuote from: Soleiyu on September 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PMI want to be a loser by society's standards.You are a loser by anyone's standards.Not true. You say that only because of my racist views. I've met people who don't see me as a loser so I know I'm not by anyone's standards.Btw, I get the feeling you're not 100% serious in everything you say, if you were you would have kicked me off the site. Besides, I find it a turnon when a slightly homophobic finnish guy dismisses me and talks down to me as the overemotional drama queen I am. Makes me picture myself being raped and enjoying it while you can't do anything about it other than having to watch and be deeply disturbed by it.I'm not deeply disturbed by your weak drama queen manners and your half-ass trolling. Whatever gave you that particular delusion? Like Phlexor said, you're a fuckwit and I don't mind telling you. Every site needs them and you are it for this one.You're just an average looking, average working guy but with a brain disorder. That doesn't make you better than me.I have the same brain disorder as you have but I'm better paid and more handsome. I don't care if you earn 6000 more than me every month. You probably are indebted, like most working people who aren't rich.I have savings and I don't have to work.What would happen if you, like so many others, became unemployed? It can happen to most people you know. Having a job is no guarantee for anything. A-kassan has suffered a lot more than the disability/pension system, the ones who are really in a bad situation in Sweden atm are the unemployed, not the people with several different disability benefits who can get more than any low qualified, low pay job.When the authorities realise that you are just a lazy cunt using the disability system, they'll pull it and you'll be at the mercy of mummy and daddy. That's when they'll start seriously considering that shotgun option. Or maybe they'll just hire somebody named Mohammed who needs the money. In either way, you're fucked. All the evidence speaks in my favor, actually proving I need disability so there's no way for the authorities to prove I'm a lazy cunt. Sure I'm lazy on top of being disabled, but that's irrelevant.I don't know why people on here are so convinced I could work, when I couldn't even get through school.Same goes for many people who work in McDonalds, Burger King and so on. They manage. McDonalds employees earn less than I do on my pension. I pity them.Maybe they should pay you less then.
You're too much of a cretin, to be be worthy of pittying anyone. Actually past the bottom of the chain, not even linked to it.