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Quote something that made you facepalm
« on: September 20, 2009, 01:49:48 PM »
"If Aspies Ruled The World:

I don't have a lot of inspiration, but I'll throw out a few and see if others are inspired.

...High School cheerleaders and football players would be bored on Saturday nights.

... Clothing style would be similar to Amish with particular styles and colors designated for particular people and task, with little change over decades.

... The most popular fist dates would be going to a library or bookstore, a museum or historic site, a symphony or play.

... Wars wouldn't be fought because the weapons that aspie scientist develop would be so horrendous nobody would want to use them.

... Wars also wouldn't be fought because the world leaders and diplomats would be logical and reasonable.

... The most popular students would be the honor students.

... Movies based on novels would follow the original story a lot more closely.

... Historical movies would be painstakingly accurate in detail.

... Reality shows would be more education oriented. American Idol would only show the good singers, the Dancing shows would tell more about the history of dance types. Hell's kitchen would have background about the dishes being prepared, between the scenes of the chef yelling at people.

... Things would be like a statement I remember from the novel "Madame Bovary," where tabloid newspapers would have critiques of Greek drama, and you'd have to travel to a Spanish monetary to find a dusty manuscript that told about what prince William wore to the polo match.

... We'd already have colonies on Mars."

My response:

"The world would fall into more of a complete mess because your average aspie can't be arsed to do the most basic of things. He/she will more likely to shit on the ground, wipe their arses with their hands and feel all smug about it."

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Re: Quote something that made you facepalm
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 04:26:41 PM »
"If Aspies Ruled The World:

I don't have a lot of inspiration, but I'll throw out a few and see if others are inspired.

...High School cheerleaders and football players would be bored on Saturday nights.

... Clothing style would be similar to Amish with particular styles and colors designated for particular people and task, with little change over decades.

... The most popular fist dates would be going to a library or bookstore, a museum or historic site, a symphony or play.

... Wars wouldn't be fought because the weapons that aspie scientist develop would be so horrendous nobody would want to use them.

... Wars also wouldn't be fought because the world leaders and diplomats would be logical and reasonable.

... The most popular students would be the honor students.

... Movies based on novels would follow the original story a lot more closely.

... Historical movies would be painstakingly accurate in detail.

... Reality shows would be more education oriented. American Idol would only show the good singers, the Dancing shows would tell more about the history of dance types. Hell's kitchen would have background about the dishes being prepared, between the scenes of the chef yelling at people.

... Things would be like a statement I remember from the novel "Madame Bovary," where tabloid newspapers would have critiques of Greek drama, and you'd have to travel to a Spanish monetary to find a dusty manuscript that told about what prince William wore to the polo match.

... We'd already have colonies on Mars."

My response:

"The world would fall into more of a complete mess because your average aspie can't be arsed to do the most basic of things. He/she will more likely to shit on the ground, wipe their arses with their hands and feel all smug about it."

Where did that come from

asspies for freedom?

WP?

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Re: Quote something that made you facepalm
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2009, 04:32:50 PM »
90% of aspies are statistically disabled losers living outside of society. Not science geniuses or honor students.
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Re: Quote something that made you facepalm
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2009, 04:38:58 PM »
90% of aspies are statistically disabled losers living outside of society. Not science geniuses or honor students.

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Re: Quote something that made you facepalm
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2009, 05:02:59 PM »
90% of aspies are statistically disabled losers living outside of society. Not science geniuses or honor students.

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I'm talking about Europe, not Jewnited states of America.
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Re: Quote something that made you facepalm
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2009, 05:40:17 PM »
90% of aspies are statistically disabled losers living outside of society. Not science geniuses or honor students.

That not true, i'm sure lots of European aspies have their faces changed to look like freaks.
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Re: Quote something that made you facepalm
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2009, 01:27:28 PM »
"If Aspies Ruled The World:

I don't have a lot of inspiration, but I'll throw out a few and see if others are inspired.

...High School cheerleaders and football players would be bored on Saturday nights.

... Clothing style would be similar to Amish with particular styles and colors designated for particular people and task, with little change over decades.

... The most popular fist dates would be going to a library or bookstore, a museum or historic site, a symphony or play.

... Wars wouldn't be fought because the weapons that aspie scientist develop would be so horrendous nobody would want to use them.

... Wars also wouldn't be fought because the world leaders and diplomats would be logical and reasonable.

... The most popular students would be the honor students.

... Movies based on novels would follow the original story a lot more closely.

... Historical movies would be painstakingly accurate in detail.

... Reality shows would be more education oriented. American Idol would only show the good singers, the Dancing shows would tell more about the history of dance types. Hell's kitchen would have background about the dishes being prepared, between the scenes of the chef yelling at people.

... Things would be like a statement I remember from the novel "Madame Bovary," where tabloid newspapers would have critiques of Greek drama, and you'd have to travel to a Spanish monetary to find a dusty manuscript that told about what prince William wore to the polo match.

... We'd already have colonies on Mars."

My response:

"The world would fall into more of a complete mess because your average aspie can't be arsed to do the most basic of things. He/she will more likely to shit on the ground, wipe their arses with their hands and feel all smug about it."

But you already do that to people's threads  :thumbup: