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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2115 on: October 10, 2016, 11:41:35 PM »
I'll be busy working undercovers.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2116 on: October 11, 2016, 10:32:05 AM »
I prefer above the sheets!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2117 on: October 11, 2016, 10:44:10 PM »
Do you need the sheets?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2118 on: October 11, 2016, 10:45:39 PM »
Easier to cover the mess...
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Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2119 on: October 14, 2016, 12:18:07 AM »
Bed hygiene is always important.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2120 on: October 15, 2016, 01:31:32 PM »
I made this mess myself.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2121 on: October 15, 2016, 04:24:56 PM »
Well...clean it up then!!! >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2122 on: October 15, 2016, 04:30:53 PM »
For gophers, this *is* clean.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2123 on: October 15, 2016, 05:23:17 PM »
Ok what happened buddy? Ow!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2124 on: October 15, 2016, 06:45:28 PM »
I'd put on my clothes in a hurry.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2125 on: October 15, 2016, 09:29:38 PM »
Does this rash look weird?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2126 on: October 16, 2016, 01:40:49 AM »
No, but the rest does.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2127 on: October 16, 2016, 07:02:35 AM »
Let's look at my selfies.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2128 on: October 16, 2016, 08:07:55 AM »
Is that really you? Wow.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2129 on: October 17, 2016, 06:39:25 PM »
I know, right? I'm awesome.  :zoinks:
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