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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2025 on: September 01, 2016, 12:14:09 AM »
Go get me a beer.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2026 on: September 01, 2016, 07:39:20 PM »
We playing spin the bottle?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2027 on: September 01, 2016, 11:55:51 PM »
Not in my bedroom, no.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2028 on: September 04, 2016, 04:41:05 PM »
You woke in my bed.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2029 on: September 04, 2016, 04:46:17 PM »
Everyone can sleep in my bed.

(I don't sleep in a bed, though.)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2030 on: September 04, 2016, 04:48:55 PM »
Then where do you sleep?  :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2031 on: September 04, 2016, 04:49:52 PM »
A couch.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2032 on: September 04, 2016, 04:51:53 PM »
So does it pull out?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2033 on: September 04, 2016, 05:05:24 PM »
Not being a fan of condoms...all but three times.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2034 on: September 05, 2016, 01:49:03 PM »
That gopher's mind is dirty.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2035 on: September 05, 2016, 04:36:10 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 05, 2016, 01:49:03 PM
That gopher's mind is dirty.

  He lives in a hole in the ground.  Everything about him is dirty. :trollface:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2036 on: September 05, 2016, 04:55:56 PM »
You going to wash me?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2037 on: September 05, 2016, 06:36:46 PM »
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Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2038 on: September 06, 2016, 09:46:14 PM »
The rule is five words.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2039 on: September 06, 2016, 10:22:18 PM »
My apologies, super sexy furball.
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems
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