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Offline 'andersom'

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1650 on: March 09, 2016, 03:30:13 PM »
Good night to you, Odeon.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1651 on: March 09, 2016, 03:30:48 PM »
Good night to you too.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1652 on: March 09, 2016, 03:31:29 PM »
I thank you very much.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1653 on: March 09, 2016, 03:32:33 PM »
The pleasure is all mine.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1654 on: March 09, 2016, 06:40:43 PM »
As usual.  Leave the woman unsatisfied.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1655 on: March 09, 2016, 06:57:56 PM »
When are women ever satisfied?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1656 on: March 09, 2016, 09:52:40 PM »
With the right gopher we're satisfied.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1657 on: March 10, 2016, 09:21:06 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 08, 2016, 05:59:56 PM
I'm cute when I sleep.  :eyelash:

  My mama don't like you, and she likes everyone. :trollface:


  That's from a Justin Beiber song.  :tard:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1658 on: March 10, 2016, 03:41:06 PM »
Have they stopped counting words?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1659 on: March 10, 2016, 05:33:46 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 10, 2016, 03:41:06 PM
Have they stopped counting words?

  Why should Beiber count words?  :M :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1660 on: March 10, 2016, 07:03:41 PM »
Want to see my kumquat?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1661 on: March 10, 2016, 07:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 10, 2016, 07:03:41 PM
Want to see my kumquat?  :zoinks:

  Want to meet my chainsaw?  :chainsaw:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1662 on: March 11, 2016, 06:55:41 PM »
Want to ride my dinghy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1663 on: March 11, 2016, 08:13:06 PM »
your dinghy looks awfully dingy.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1664 on: March 12, 2016, 02:57:44 AM »
Can't think of suitable words.
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