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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1320 on: July 19, 2015, 02:42:41 PM »
You should wear full armour.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1321 on: July 19, 2015, 04:17:30 PM »
Then call me Sir Gopherlot.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1322 on: July 19, 2015, 04:24:00 PM »
Small dark and hairy  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1323 on: July 19, 2015, 04:51:21 PM »
Tall dark and hot chicky.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1324 on: July 23, 2015, 09:52:06 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 15, 2015, 08:21:03 PM
Are you winking at me?  :zoinks:

Want to find out what's under that eyepatch  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1325 on: July 23, 2015, 06:50:40 PM »
Do you have enough rum?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1326 on: July 23, 2015, 07:39:58 PM »
Don't you ever get out of bed?  Every time I look, you're here.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1327 on: July 23, 2015, 07:45:19 PM »
I'm good at being lazy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1328 on: July 23, 2015, 08:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 23, 2015, 07:45:19 PM
I'm good at being lazy.  :zoinks:

You won't be lazy when I'm around.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1329 on: July 24, 2015, 07:46:16 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 23, 2015, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 23, 2015, 07:45:19 PM
I'm good at being lazy.  :zoinks:

You won't be lazy when I'm around.  :eyelash:

I'll supervise while you work.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1330 on: July 25, 2015, 12:07:10 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 24, 2015, 07:46:16 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 23, 2015, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 23, 2015, 07:45:19 PM
I'm good at being lazy.  :zoinks:

You won't be lazy when I'm around.  :eyelash:

I'll supervise while you work.  :zoinks:

Are you going to watch me?  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1331 on: July 25, 2015, 12:56:12 PM »
Nope.  It's better if I'm blindfolded.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1332 on: July 25, 2015, 01:56:03 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 25, 2015, 12:56:12 PM
Nope.  It's better if I'm blindfolded.

But I want to look you in the eyes :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1333 on: July 25, 2015, 03:49:45 PM »
Five words, all I'm asking.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1334 on: July 26, 2015, 02:54:29 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 25, 2015, 03:49:45 PM
Five words, all I'm asking.

What is that on your ass cheek?!?!  :aff:
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