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Offline Arya Quinn

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1305 on: July 12, 2015, 07:56:47 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 12, 2015, 07:39:23 PM
I am the cow whisperer.  :zoinks:

I don't care who you are, your arsehole is mine!  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1306 on: July 12, 2015, 08:07:02 PM »
Let's light each other's farts.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1307 on: July 13, 2015, 12:20:04 AM »
Stop farting in my bed.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1308 on: July 13, 2015, 06:49:12 AM »
Why? Bovine farts are amazing.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1309 on: July 13, 2015, 09:23:38 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 03, 2015, 12:34:26 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 02, 2015, 04:12:08 PM
I prefer duct tape best.  :zoinks:
I'll wax you with it.  :eyebrows:

Got any fresh milk for me?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1310 on: July 13, 2015, 12:42:15 PM »
Quote from: Buttplug on July 13, 2015, 09:23:38 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 03, 2015, 12:34:26 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 02, 2015, 04:12:08 PM
I prefer duct tape best.  :zoinks:
I'll wax you with it.  :eyebrows:

Got any fresh milk for me?

Nope, I'm long time retired.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1311 on: July 13, 2015, 05:40:14 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2015, 12:42:15 PM
Nope, I'm long time retired.

I'll fetch the prune juice.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1312 on: July 15, 2015, 02:01:28 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1313 on: July 15, 2015, 08:21:03 PM »
Are you winking at me?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1314 on: July 16, 2015, 12:29:10 AM »
Cover your eyes, you perv.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1315 on: July 16, 2015, 08:50:23 PM »
You want me blindfolded, perv?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1316 on: July 17, 2015, 12:21:13 AM »
My magnificence will blind you.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1317 on: July 18, 2015, 12:49:51 AM »
Your ego will crush me.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1318 on: July 18, 2015, 02:21:30 AM »
Honestly, not much to crush. :smarty:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1319 on: July 18, 2015, 07:30:32 PM »
Fortunately I wear a helmet.  :zoinks:
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