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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #885 on: February 26, 2015, 07:03:05 PM »
It's an ancient Chinese secret.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #886 on: February 27, 2015, 03:48:35 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on February 26, 2015, 07:03:05 PM
It's an ancient Chinese secret.  :zoinks:

China is so secret their secret service doesn't even have a name. I wonder how deep your "ancient Chinese secret" goes :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #887 on: February 27, 2015, 08:24:40 PM »
How low can you go?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #888 on: February 28, 2015, 07:16:31 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on February 27, 2015, 08:24:40 PM
How low can you go?  :zoinks:

As long as you want me to, hun  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #889 on: February 28, 2015, 08:46:28 AM »
Bend down, lick my toes.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #890 on: February 28, 2015, 08:53:22 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #891 on: March 01, 2015, 08:04:09 PM »
Do it or get spanked.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #892 on: March 01, 2015, 08:13:46 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 01, 2015, 08:04:09 PM
Do it or get spanked.  :zoinks:

Maybe I like being spanked  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #893 on: March 01, 2015, 08:48:26 PM »
I'll fetch the spanking machine.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #894 on: March 01, 2015, 09:17:21 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 01, 2015, 08:48:26 PM
I'll fetch the spanking machine.  :zoinks:

No need for a machine, just get a whip  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #895 on: March 02, 2015, 08:52:25 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 01, 2015, 09:17:21 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 01, 2015, 08:48:26 PM
I'll fetch the spanking machine.  :zoinks:

No need for a machine, just get a whip  :eyelash:

Hush up. I'm the boss.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #896 on: March 02, 2015, 11:45:18 PM »
No no no no no.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #897 on: March 03, 2015, 05:23:50 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 02, 2015, 11:45:18 PM
No no no no no.

I'll get my whip  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #898 on: March 03, 2015, 05:43:35 PM »
I'll beat you to with it.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #899 on: March 03, 2015, 07:55:02 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 03, 2015, 05:43:35 PM
I'll beat you to with it.

I'll be the only one who does the beating  :eyelash:
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