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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #735 on: December 12, 2014, 12:12:52 AM »
Pay attention to word counts.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #736 on: December 12, 2014, 06:29:24 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on December 11, 2014, 10:37:46 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 11, 2014, 01:36:29 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 10, 2014, 10:56:37 PM
I'm spreading democracy in Europe. :snake:

With drones in the sky or troops on the ground?  :autism:

This is me spreading democracy:



Spreading it with a dildo makes no sense. Merica' spreads democracy by blowing up women and children with drones you fool  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #737 on: December 12, 2014, 07:36:00 AM »
Can you count to five?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #738 on: December 12, 2014, 08:14:00 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #739 on: December 12, 2014, 09:10:59 AM »
It's dirt collection day today.  :M
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #740 on: December 12, 2014, 09:21:15 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 12, 2014, 09:10:59 AM
It's dirt collection day today.  :M

What's under those sheets?
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #741 on: December 12, 2014, 11:49:32 AM »
Hello Gorgeous.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #742 on: December 12, 2014, 11:55:22 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 12, 2014, 11:49:32 AM
Hello Gorgeous.

Hello....Don't mind him...
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #743 on: December 12, 2014, 08:27:07 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #744 on: December 12, 2014, 08:34:32 PM »
:vader:

Who uses the alien probe? :probe:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #745 on: December 13, 2014, 04:05:47 AM »
Is that what you want?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #746 on: December 13, 2014, 11:43:22 PM »
Would you like some fries with your sandwich?
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #747 on: December 14, 2014, 10:55:51 AM »
That's a mighty limp fry you've got there.  Care to warm it up?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #748 on: December 14, 2014, 11:17:10 AM »
I'll go get the thermometer.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #749 on: December 14, 2014, 06:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2014, 11:17:10 AM
I'll go get the thermometer.  :zoinks:

Where are you going to put it? Where the hell are you going to put it!?  :GA:
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