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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #570 on: September 02, 2014, 09:46:20 PM »
But your thermometer smells funny.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #571 on: September 02, 2014, 10:33:50 PM »
Come now, don't be shy.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #572 on: September 03, 2014, 04:52:07 PM »
Wanna make this really creepy?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #573 on: September 03, 2014, 10:46:06 PM »
You of all people, why?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #574 on: September 04, 2014, 12:29:34 AM »
  You needn't be concerned with any missing posts.  Focus on the unity of  group.  :borg: :borg: :borg:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #575 on: September 04, 2014, 04:11:08 AM »
Is that what you'd say? :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #576 on: September 04, 2014, 03:18:33 PM »
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on September 04, 2014, 12:12:22 AM
Why are there posts missing now??

The posts were broken when you tied me to them and had your way with me.

(Sorry to post out of turn, but it was too good to pass up.)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #577 on: September 04, 2014, 04:37:30 PM »
I am having technical difficulties.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #578 on: September 04, 2014, 09:08:07 PM »
Typical man.  You didn't read the directions first, did you?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #579 on: September 04, 2014, 11:30:27 PM »
Let's go back to sleep.  :yawn: :yawn:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #580 on: September 04, 2014, 11:33:43 PM »
Why? Afraid of the alternative?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #581 on: September 05, 2014, 12:06:08 AM »
You, Her Majesty and me?  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #582 on: September 05, 2014, 11:20:10 AM »
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #583 on: September 05, 2014, 02:12:22 PM »
What's going on in here?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #584 on: September 05, 2014, 02:28:25 PM »
You take it off first.  :zoinks:
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