« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 30 31 [32] 33 34 ... 181   Go Down

Author Topic: If you woke up naked next to...  (Read 38918 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5787
  • Karma: 417
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #465 on: August 01, 2014, 10:36:44 AM »
*snuggles into the warm bovine bosom*

Thanks for the hug.
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #466 on: August 01, 2014, 11:37:31 AM »
Can I milk the chicken? :dunno:
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5787
  • Karma: 417
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #467 on: August 01, 2014, 06:47:25 PM »
 :aff:

; :litigious:
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #468 on: August 01, 2014, 08:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 01, 2014, 11:37:31 AM
Can I milk the chicken? :dunno:

Let me egg you on.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12683
  • Karma: 652
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #469 on: August 01, 2014, 08:43:09 PM »
May I fluff your pillows?  :eyebrows:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #470 on: August 01, 2014, 09:33:52 PM »
They're much better lain on than fluffed.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #471 on: August 01, 2014, 10:52:25 PM »
sg1008 shot me in bed. :GA:
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #472 on: August 02, 2014, 03:55:11 AM »
How can you talk dead?
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline lutra

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5350
  • Karma: 481
  • Gender: Male
  • nosce te ipsum
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #473 on: August 02, 2014, 08:02:08 AM »
Your tongue's like sandpaper.  :GA:
Logged
Solum certum nihil esse certi et homine nihil miserius aut superbius.

Offline Arya Quinn

  • The Mad Queen
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 4126
  • Karma: 181
  • Gender: Female
  • UwU
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #474 on: August 02, 2014, 04:39:24 PM »
Quote from: lutra on August 02, 2014, 08:02:08 AM
Your tongue's like sandpaper.  :GA:

You can't prove that  :M
Logged

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12683
  • Karma: 652
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #475 on: August 02, 2014, 04:59:43 PM »
Oh, look. It's Some_Guy.  :zoinks:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline Arya Quinn

  • The Mad Queen
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 4126
  • Karma: 181
  • Gender: Female
  • UwU
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #476 on: August 02, 2014, 05:04:41 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on August 02, 2014, 04:59:43 PM
Oh, look. It's Some_Guy.  :zoinks:

Oh shit, a gopher. I'm going to be arrested for animal cruelty!  :zoinks:
Logged

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12683
  • Karma: 652
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #477 on: August 02, 2014, 05:05:24 PM »
I wont press any charges.  :eyelash:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #478 on: August 02, 2014, 05:51:48 PM »
Not that kind of charges. :zoinks:
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Arya Quinn

  • The Mad Queen
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 4126
  • Karma: 181
  • Gender: Female
  • UwU
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #479 on: August 02, 2014, 06:22:41 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 02, 2014, 05:51:48 PM
Not that kind of charges. :zoinks:

**screams in pure terror**
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 30 31 [32] 33 34 ... 181   Go Up
« previous next »