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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #390 on: July 22, 2014, 05:07:00 AM »
Mind leaving? Al is next.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #391 on: July 22, 2014, 05:29:57 AM »
Haven't you ever heard this?

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #392 on: July 22, 2014, 08:30:58 AM »
Is that your tusk.. or are you just happy to see me?  :green:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #393 on: July 22, 2014, 10:43:45 AM »
Alleen voor beschuit kom ik eruit.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #394 on: July 22, 2014, 10:51:16 AM »
Oké, ze staan in de keuken.. and while you're at it, poepekke, could you bring me some cheese too.. ja, die superlekkere geitenkaas.  :green:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #395 on: July 22, 2014, 11:40:46 AM »
No crumbs in bed.  NO!!!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #396 on: July 22, 2014, 07:38:25 PM »
Do you like hairy legs?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #397 on: July 23, 2014, 05:48:56 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #398 on: July 23, 2014, 08:07:06 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 22, 2014, 07:38:25 PM
Do you like hairy legs?  :zoinks:

  As you mention elsewhere, the French have hairy legs.  Are you a French gopher?   :eiffel:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #399 on: July 23, 2014, 09:39:44 AM »
Do you like hairy trunks? :eyebrows:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #400 on: July 23, 2014, 10:07:21 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 23, 2014, 09:39:44 AM
Do you like hairy trunks? :eyebrows:

  This little hairy trunk is nice enough.  :tard:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #401 on: July 23, 2014, 03:18:02 PM »
That's more than five words.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #402 on: July 23, 2014, 06:11:23 PM »
early mornings, my counting sucks.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #403 on: July 23, 2014, 08:45:06 PM »
Have some coffee in bed. :tea:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #404 on: July 24, 2014, 06:30:07 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 23, 2014, 08:45:06 PM
Have some coffee in bed. :tea:

I don't drink coffee  :M
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