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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #900 on: March 03, 2015, 10:50:39 PM »
Hey, you're a feisty one.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #901 on: March 04, 2015, 08:34:08 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 03, 2015, 10:50:39 PM
Hey, you're a feisty one.  :zoinks:

I know, now bend over  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #902 on: March 04, 2015, 03:42:29 PM »
You'll get stuck in there.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #903 on: March 04, 2015, 04:39:38 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 04, 2015, 03:42:29 PM
You'll get stuck in there.

I checked up there. I found gold, the lost Ark and two Garfield books.   :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #904 on: March 04, 2015, 10:41:53 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 04, 2015, 04:39:38 PM
I checked up there. I found gold, the lost Ark and two Garfield books.   :autism:

Quit calling my pussy Garfield.  >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #905 on: March 10, 2015, 10:30:56 AM »
What would you prefer instead?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #906 on: March 10, 2015, 01:59:46 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 10, 2015, 10:30:56 AM
What would you prefer instead?

Captain Maximilian Valentine  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #907 on: March 10, 2015, 06:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 10, 2015, 01:59:46 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 10, 2015, 10:30:56 AM
What would you prefer instead?

Captain Maximilian Valentine  :M

Your pussy's name is male.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #908 on: March 11, 2015, 04:47:08 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 10, 2015, 06:24:21 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 10, 2015, 01:59:46 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 10, 2015, 10:30:56 AM
What would you prefer instead?

Captain Maximilian Valentine  :M

Your pussy's name is male.  :zoinks:

I don't have a pussy. I have a big cock.  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #909 on: March 18, 2015, 05:50:28 AM »
Did I kill this thread with my cock?  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #910 on: March 18, 2015, 05:53:13 AM »
OH GOD KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #911 on: March 19, 2015, 03:46:29 AM »
Talk dirty to me.  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #912 on: March 19, 2015, 10:32:39 AM »
Did you wash that thing?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #913 on: March 19, 2015, 08:14:51 PM »
Of course I did. I take good care of it.  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #914 on: March 20, 2015, 12:14:49 AM »
Can you count to five?
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