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Offline Arya Quinn

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #795 on: January 12, 2015, 07:38:21 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 11, 2015, 07:41:44 AM
How hard does it get?  :zoinks:

As hard as you want it to   :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #796 on: January 12, 2015, 07:42:41 AM »
Too long, not hard enough.  :M
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #797 on: January 12, 2015, 07:57:11 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 12, 2015, 07:42:41 AM
Too long, not hard enough.  :M
Spooning in the morning would be nice
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #798 on: January 12, 2015, 08:56:40 AM »
Shall I massage your back?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #799 on: January 12, 2015, 05:56:32 PM »
May I have massaging too?   :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #800 on: January 12, 2015, 06:02:37 PM »
Massaging back and beaver?
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #801 on: January 12, 2015, 06:07:40 PM »
It's a wild hairy beaver.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #802 on: January 13, 2015, 03:06:52 AM »
Will it make you scream?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #803 on: January 13, 2015, 03:10:55 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 13, 2015, 03:06:52 AM
Will it make you scream?

I would be disconcerted
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #804 on: January 13, 2015, 11:44:37 AM »
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #805 on: January 15, 2015, 07:27:13 PM »
May I touch your jewels?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #806 on: January 15, 2015, 09:15:56 PM »
I think I'll pass.  :santa:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #807 on: January 16, 2015, 02:26:57 PM »
Did you pass some gas?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #808 on: January 16, 2015, 04:40:07 PM »
Oh no! You got fleas?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #809 on: January 16, 2015, 04:54:35 PM »
I'll scratch your itchy spots.  :zoinks:
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