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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #435 on: July 29, 2014, 08:20:22 AM »
Where should you put what?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #436 on: July 29, 2014, 03:36:27 PM »
Where'll I put my halo? :angel:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #437 on: July 29, 2014, 04:08:57 PM »
I can't sleep with mine.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #438 on: July 29, 2014, 05:50:24 PM »
It's too bright at night.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #439 on: July 29, 2014, 09:06:24 PM »
Go cook me some pancakes.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #440 on: July 29, 2014, 09:38:26 PM »
What'll I use as syrup? :zoinks:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #441 on: July 29, 2014, 10:23:15 PM »
My porno mind is boggling.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #442 on: July 29, 2014, 10:23:45 PM »
Stop!  Don't eat the pancakes!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #443 on: July 30, 2014, 01:39:25 AM »
But pancakes can be hawt.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #444 on: July 30, 2014, 04:38:51 AM »
If pancakes are good enough for SantaChrist, then they're good enough for me  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #445 on: July 30, 2014, 03:21:28 PM »
Shit.
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #446 on: July 30, 2014, 03:56:32 PM »
It's not the pancakes, it's the syrup.  Semicolon's special blend, straight from the source.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #447 on: July 30, 2014, 04:08:09 PM »
Why are you talking about Semicolon?
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #448 on: July 30, 2014, 04:09:26 PM »
This:

Quote from: Semicolon on July 29, 2014, 09:38:26 PM
What'll I use as syrup? :zoinks:

I'm quite sure the pancake syrup is mastodon pee.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #449 on: July 30, 2014, 04:11:40 PM »
*sigh*

I was just playing the game, lol.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.
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