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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #315 on: February 04, 2014, 08:37:13 PM »
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WHO ARE YOU????

I'm your friendly neighborhood gopher.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #316 on: February 04, 2014, 10:28:46 PM »
Most gophers have brown fur that often closely matches the color of the soil in which they live. Their most characteristic features are their large cheek pouches, from which the word "pocket" in their name derives. These pouches are fur-lined, and can be turned inside out. They extend from the side of the mouth well back onto the shoulders. They have small eyes and a short, hairy tail, which they use to feel around tunnels when they walk backwards.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #317 on: February 05, 2014, 09:03:30 AM »
Erhm... I'm not sure you understand how cunnilingus works.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #318 on: February 05, 2014, 01:01:40 PM »
Am I supposed to understand?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #319 on: February 05, 2014, 03:56:03 PM »
Where the hell am I?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #320 on: February 05, 2014, 04:39:57 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #321 on: February 05, 2014, 07:18:30 PM »
May I warm you up?  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #322 on: February 05, 2014, 11:03:05 PM »
Sure. Where's that electrical tape?  ???
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #323 on: February 05, 2014, 11:07:41 PM »
Is that a gun or.........?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #324 on: February 06, 2014, 12:31:55 AM »
It should have been me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #325 on: February 06, 2014, 02:13:41 AM »
All you need is love.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #326 on: February 06, 2014, 05:34:58 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #327 on: February 06, 2014, 08:57:14 PM »
I can scratch that itch.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #328 on: February 07, 2014, 12:08:22 AM »
After this, everything will itch.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #329 on: February 07, 2014, 12:18:12 AM »
Can you scratch my back, please.
Yes, there, and just little to the right too.

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