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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #300 on: February 01, 2014, 06:57:35 AM »
You would not know manly. :zoinks:

Maybe you can teach me.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #301 on: February 01, 2014, 11:42:47 PM »
Holy crap!! I'm so cute!! :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #302 on: February 02, 2014, 02:55:20 AM »
But I am much cuter.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #303 on: February 02, 2014, 09:04:33 AM »
I prefer when you speak geek.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #304 on: February 02, 2014, 09:32:08 AM »
Do you see your shadow?
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #305 on: February 02, 2014, 05:24:12 PM »
I completely forgot to check.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #306 on: February 02, 2014, 05:25:52 PM »
You should take a peek.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #307 on: February 02, 2014, 05:28:21 PM »
You should take a peek.  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #308 on: February 02, 2014, 05:31:35 PM »
Google says I saw my shadow. I hope you guys like winter.  :hahaha:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #309 on: February 02, 2014, 08:15:02 PM »
Hairy little beast, aren't you?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #310 on: February 02, 2014, 10:52:35 PM »
Google says I saw my shadow. I hope you guys like winter.  :hahaha:

Hope you like .243 rounds at 3200 FPS fired at your face.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #311 on: February 03, 2014, 12:18:53 AM »
A feisty one, aren't you.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #312 on: February 04, 2014, 08:04:32 PM »
What the fuck is a Gopher doing in my bed!?!  :smashviolin:
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This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #313 on: February 04, 2014, 08:35:03 PM »
I promise I won't bite.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #314 on: February 04, 2014, 08:36:15 PM »
WHO ARE YOU????
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.