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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2265 on: November 21, 2016, 04:16:24 PM »
Father odeon will absolve you.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2266 on: November 21, 2016, 04:20:02 PM »
  Is the Moomin really Catholic?  :pope: :moomin:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2267 on: November 21, 2016, 07:10:05 PM »
My lips wont kiss themselves.  :-*
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2268 on: November 22, 2016, 05:49:11 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 21, 2016, 07:10:05 PM
My lips wont kiss themselves.  :-*

  You're not trying hard enough.  :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2269 on: November 22, 2016, 05:00:27 PM »
I'm not limited by Catholicism. :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2270 on: November 24, 2016, 05:51:15 PM »
You eat meat of Fridays?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2271 on: November 24, 2016, 06:47:10 PM »
  He's partial to gopher meat. :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2272 on: November 24, 2016, 07:09:21 PM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 24, 2016, 06:47:10 PM
  He's partial to gopher meat. :trollskull:

You want a piece of me?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2273 on: November 24, 2016, 07:23:23 PM »
  That's six words, not five.  :M :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2274 on: November 24, 2016, 07:58:02 PM »
Hush or I'll hump you.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2275 on: November 24, 2016, 08:14:10 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 24, 2016, 07:58:02 PM
Hush or I'll hump you.  :zoinks:

  Shush or I'll thump you!   :slap:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2276 on: November 25, 2016, 11:52:50 PM »
I go thump in the night.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2277 on: November 26, 2016, 02:30:57 AM »
And you have problems counting.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2278 on: November 26, 2016, 09:56:58 AM »
Five, four, three, two, oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2279 on: November 26, 2016, 11:46:01 AM »
My back fat feels sweaty.  :zoinks:
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