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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2085 on: September 18, 2016, 08:46:05 AM »
Train a crush in bed...
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2086 on: September 18, 2016, 02:05:26 PM »
That's six words, not five. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2087 on: September 18, 2016, 03:51:37 PM »
Five
Four
Three
Two
One





Lift-off!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2088 on: September 18, 2016, 04:03:02 PM »
That's not five words either.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2089 on: September 18, 2016, 06:23:11 PM »
five numbers, one penis launch.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2090 on: September 18, 2016, 06:29:39 PM »
Fixed, just like the sheets...
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2091 on: September 18, 2016, 06:30:36 PM »
That's a very large muscle
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2092 on: September 18, 2016, 06:33:59 PM »
Why yes...yes it is! :eyelash:
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2093 on: September 19, 2016, 06:25:55 PM »
Try to ignore the shackle.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2094 on: September 19, 2016, 08:03:17 PM »
Just one leaves one free...
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Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2095 on: September 19, 2016, 08:20:44 PM »
What is that disgusting smell? 
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2096 on: September 19, 2016, 11:13:09 PM »
Does it smell in here?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2097 on: September 20, 2016, 05:13:18 AM »
How many are in bed?
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2098 on: September 21, 2016, 09:35:41 PM »
I'm only counting the words.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2099 on: September 22, 2016, 08:44:20 AM »
We should be counting gophers. :M
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