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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2010 on: July 06, 2016, 12:34:04 AM »
Maybe treatment for something else.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2011 on: July 08, 2016, 05:57:06 AM »
I do NOT want to get fleas from a sexual partner. 

Again. 

Once was enough.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2012 on: July 08, 2016, 06:46:15 AM »
Once, you knew the ropes.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2013 on: July 13, 2016, 06:18:31 PM »
Wanna try on my socks?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2014 on: July 14, 2016, 01:20:11 AM »
You look like a sock. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2015 on: July 14, 2016, 08:26:51 PM »
Don't be such a heel.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2016 on: July 14, 2016, 09:28:44 PM »
Well, if the stilettos fit...........
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2017 on: July 15, 2016, 05:17:48 AM »
The pun game's a foot.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2018 on: July 15, 2016, 05:47:36 PM »
I can see your sole.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2019 on: July 27, 2016, 07:37:32 PM »
...the whole bed to myself. :violin:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2020 on: July 27, 2016, 08:23:23 PM »
That's because you wet it.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2021 on: August 03, 2016, 09:26:53 PM »
It is drying up now. :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2022 on: August 30, 2016, 09:23:21 PM »
Dreams can become a reality.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2023 on: August 31, 2016, 12:04:13 AM »
I thought you had left.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2024 on: August 31, 2016, 06:47:34 PM »
I'm still here for you.  :zoinks:
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