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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #780 on: June 26, 2013, 08:06:15 PM »
Yell loudly when they dont know you are behind them

Scare them to death

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #781 on: June 26, 2013, 08:31:18 PM »
Zorro slice them

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #782 on: June 26, 2013, 08:35:14 PM »
Apple mistake

The arrow missed

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #783 on: June 26, 2013, 08:36:15 PM »
Bite them.  HARD.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #784 on: June 26, 2013, 08:37:13 PM »
Cunnilingus cancer

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #785 on: June 26, 2013, 08:39:08 PM »
Drinking antifreeze

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #786 on: June 26, 2013, 08:41:48 PM »
Enriched uranium in pillow

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #787 on: June 26, 2013, 08:43:17 PM »
Fill them with helium and watch them float away.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #788 on: June 28, 2013, 03:16:26 AM »
Guillotine. Off with their heads.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #789 on: June 29, 2013, 12:48:58 PM »
Hang them on butchers hooks.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #790 on: June 29, 2013, 02:45:13 PM »
impregnate them with alien babies, that burst out of their chest

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #791 on: July 08, 2013, 03:39:30 PM »
Jail them for thirty years without food or water.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #792 on: August 08, 2013, 07:05:28 AM »
Isn't p/m a week sufficient then? Without water, I mean. Even less, I suppose. :green:

Um?

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Kick in the stomach.. and then just poop on their faces. Like, live.

Might not kill them.. but sounds like fun, not?
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #793 on: August 11, 2013, 07:51:04 PM »
Lock them tight in a box.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #794 on: August 12, 2013, 04:24:16 AM »
Marinade them in caustic soda, and simmer for 24 hours.  :headbang2:
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